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1 CuriousLurker  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:15:06pm

I'm soo waiting for theheat to get here and start snarking on this. LOL

2 wrenchwench  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:20:04pm

I clicked the pic, and nothing happened.

I'm going to Hell, aren't I.

3 Bob Levin  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:20:13pm

Religion is big bidness.

4 Bob Levin  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:24:06pm

re: #2 wrenchwench

Yes, that is a sure sign. I'm sorry.

However, I'll be opening a catering service down there, maybe have a booking agency for music...and we're working on getting bike paths, because exercise is very important.

5 CuriousLurker  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:25:24pm

re: #2 wrenchwench

I clicked the pic, and nothing happened.

You clearly didn't stare long & intently enough. Sheesh! //

I'm going to Hell, aren't I.

LOL!

6 CuriousLurker  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:30:35pm

re: #3 Bob Levin

Religion is big bidness.

Yeah, it seems to have built them a pretty fancy church, and I doubt the guy running the show is walking around in sandals & humble clothing preaching like Jesus (a.s.) did.

I was just thinking about the cost of these mass mailings: Layout of all the materials (ghastly as the design is), photography, artwork, 4-color printing, postal fees, etc. They must get a decent return on their investment or they wouldn't keep doing it.

7 CuriousLurker  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:33:40pm

re: #2 wrenchwench

I clicked the pic, and nothing happened.

Fixed it. The acutal photo's not much bigger though.

8 Bob Levin  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:34:49pm

re: #6 CuriousLurker

The 13th apostle was Barnum. (One of my goals is to be able to make jokes without using those backslashes. They violate all principles of humor.)

9 CuriousLurker  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:39:09pm

re: #8 Bob Levin

The 13th apostle was Barnum. (One of my goals is to be able to make jokes without using those backslashes. They violate all principles of humor.)

It sure seems that way sometimes.

I'm also waiting for someone to say how all religious beliefs are are equally as absurd as magic prayer rugs. Heh, but whatever, it's been worth the chuckle nonetheless.

10 Bob Levin  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:43:45pm

re: #9 CuriousLurker

This is real. Jews have a concept similar to prayer rugs, but no one would know about it. We're supposed to pray in a space '4 amos X 4 amos'. It's a square (obviously), about the size of a prayer rug, and we don't do the full prostrate but once a year.

I'm sure that if someone could find a way to market invisible space, they would.

11 theheat  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:45:17pm

re: #1 CuriousLurker

Did I ever tell you how much my terrier likes rugs?

I have the most horrible, useless, worthless dog on the planet. She weighs 10 pounds. She's half Jack Russell Terrier, and half Italian Greyhound. If you read up on either of those breeds, you'll find they're high energy dogs that are easily distracted - like ADD personified - and they aren't particularly well suited to following rules or obeying commands reliably. Italian Greyhounds (often called "Iggies") are notoriously hard to housebreak, and have claws that need constant trimming because they grow like crazy.

So, my dog is hyperactive, not truly housebroken, can top out at nearly 30mph, is driven to kill rodents, eats bugs until she throws up, doesn't mind, doesn't pay attention, and has claws like a freaking Velociraptor.

But she loves rugs. If I stapled a rug to a wall she'd climb the wall just to pee on it, instead of the tile floor. She'd throw her kibble on the wall, on the off chance some might stick, because she hates eating from a bowl. And she would stand on her racehorse hind legs and scratch holes through the rug, right through the drywall, if she thought there might be a bug underneath.

Needless to say, my imported Persian rug in the dining room hasn't fared well, and I'm always on the hunt for something more... disposable. So, 1.) where do I get one of these, 2.) does Jesus forgive a dog that might pee on the very artistic representation of his face, and 3.) are the rug's powers diminished in any way by dog hair?

12 Bob Levin  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:50:19pm

re: #11 theheat

Needless to say, my imported Persian rug in the dining room hasn't fared well, and I'm always on the hunt for something more... disposable.

Check with PETA.

13 wrenchwench  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:51:30pm

re: #1 CuriousLurker

I'm soo waiting for theheat to get here and start snarking on this. LOL

You threw out the bait and reeled in a big one!

14 wrenchwench  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:53:39pm

re: #7 CuriousLurker

Fixed it. The acutal photo's not much bigger though.

I clicked on it, and it got smaller.

I'm looking forward to Bob's catering.

Bike paths are evil, so I'm not surprised they'll be there too.

15 Bob Levin  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:56:00pm

re: #14 wrenchwench

Surprisingly, there is not as much bureaucracy in hell.

On that note...time to cook for this evening. Have a lovely weekend everyone.

16 wrenchwench  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 12:58:01pm

re: #15 Bob Levin

Surprisingly, there is not as much bureaucracy in hell.

On that note...time to cook for this evening. Have a lovely weekend everyone.

Shabat Shalom.

I hoped I spelled that right...

17 Stanghazi  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 1:12:09pm

Omg, pretty creepy is all I've got.

18 researchok  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 1:29:41pm

If you like, I can refer you to a super secret site that ssll water from the river Jordan and pieces of the cross.

Yes, the actual cross.

Cash only, Mastercard and Visa not accepted because Jesus would not have approved of the usury associated with the non believing (bastard) heathens.

19 CuriousLurker  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 2:07:14pm

re: #11 theheat

I knew you wouldn't let me down! LOL

re: #17 Stanley Sea

Omg, pretty creepy is all I've got.

You should see it in person...

re: #18 researchok

LOL—esp. the usury part!

20 Bob Levin  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 3:32:01pm

re: #16 wrenchwench

Nope, misspelled it. Zero for two, getting closer to the Jew ghetto in hell.

21 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 4:09:26pm

re: #10 Bob Levin

This is real. Jews have a concept similar to prayer rugs, but no one would know about it. We're supposed to pray in a space '4 amos X 4 amos'. It's a square (obviously), about the size of a prayer rug, and we don't do the full prostrate but once a year.

I'm sure that if someone could find a way to market invisible space, they would.

Looking at that "Crown of Thorns" (actually looks like a helmet in this pic) I have always wondered how it was possible for the torturers of Jesus to create such an intricate item out of freaking thorns without cutting their hands all to pieces. I mean, if they wore heavy leather gloves, they wouldn't have the dexterity to weave it so intricately. And yet in the paintings of Jesus, the thorns are causing his face to bleed.

It must have been a "magic Crown of Thorns"

22 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 4:10:38pm

re: #10 Bob Levin

This is real. Jews have a concept similar to prayer rugs, but no one would know about it. We're supposed to pray in a space '4 amos X 4 amos'. It's a square (obviously), about the size of a prayer rug, and we don't do the full prostrate but once a year.

I'm sure that if someone could find a way to market invisible space, they would.

Oh and, wanna go into business selling that "invisible space"? I mean, that would be so cool, carrying around your own personal "daled amos" everywhere you go.

Oh wait...

23 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 4:13:21pm

re: #16 wrenchwench

Shabat Shalom.

I hoped I spelled that right...

Close enough. Shabat has only one "b" ב in Hebrew.

24 Achilles Tang  Fri, Mar 25, 2011 8:41:08pm

I could see it looking at me. Seriously, a kind of blank zombie look, but then I was primed to see it and I have a great imagination.

However, I didn't know Christians used prayer rugs. What sect is that? The Islamic copy?

25 CuriousLurker  Sat, Mar 26, 2011 10:54:28am

re: #22 Alouette

Oh and, wanna go into business selling that "invisible space"? I mean, that would be so cool, carrying around your own personal "daled amos" everywhere you go.

Oh wait...

You missed your calling in life. Maybe you should use your Zionist Mall to start selling plastic bags filled with a very old invisible prayer space that was blessed in Jerusalem, the Holy Land, and possesses AWESOME powers to grant prayers. You could be filthy rich within 6 months, heh.

re: #24 Naso Tang

I could see it looking at me. Seriously, a kind of blank zombie look, but then I was primed to see it and I have a great imagination.

Yeah, I don't know how they do it, but I've seen similar eyes open/closed optical illusions. This "burn in" effect will let you actually see Jesus' face hovering on your wall or ceiling after 30 seconds. This colorful "animated" JPEG is one of my all time favorites.

However, I didn't know Christians used prayer rugs. What sect is that? The Islamic copy?

I didn't know they did either. OMG, I wonder if the Muslim Brotherhood has also infiltrated Christianity!!11! Pam is gonna be really  upset...

26 Michael Orion Powell  Sat, Mar 26, 2011 10:59:27pm

re: #6 CuriousLurker

Yeah, it seems to have built them a pretty fancy church, and I doubt the guy running the show is walking around in sandals & humble clothing preaching like Jesus (a.s.) did.

I was just thinking about the cost of these mass mailings: Layout of all the materials (ghastly as the design is), photography, artwork, 4-color printing, postal fees, etc. They must get a decent return on their investment or they wouldn't keep doing it.

I saw some expensive sandals for sale at the mall. Just sayin.


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