GOP: Libya Attack is a Conspiracy to Create Obama's Private Army

GOP: Libya Attack is a Conspiracy to Create Obama’s Private Army

Wingnuts • March 2011 • Views: 1,913

The Republicans sound more and more like 9-11 Truther Alex Jones. Here’s Louie Gohmert on the house floor explaining that the attack on Lybia is a secret conspiracy false flag attack so Obama can create his own private military,
Gohmert: Libya Attacks Are False Flag For Obama To Call Up Private Army Created By Health Care Law

maybe there’s intention to so deplete the military that we’re going to need that presidential reserve officer commissioned corps and non-commissioned corps that the president can call up on a moment’s notice involuntarily, according to the Obamacare bill.

It’s no accident that he invents such crazy conspiracy theories. He’s a frequent guest on the Alex Jones 9-11 Truth radio show.
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14 comments

Simply Sarah Thu, Mar 31, 2011 12:34:05pm

I don't think Rep. Gohmert quite understands what the term "false flag" means. That said, I'm pretty sure that's the least of his understanding problems.

moderatelyradicalliberal Thu, Mar 31, 2011 1:44:53pm

WHAAAAAAAAATTTTT!

Cankles McCellulite Thu, Mar 31, 2011 1:44:59pm

Yes. The idea of a government trying to put in place policies to help all of it's citizens have a better quality of life, is so evil, so vile and so anti-Christian that the only explanation for it is PRIVATE ARMY. I am sick of these stupid egotistical self important assholes. There was a time when i use to defend the right wing to critics, especially abroad, by explaining they are not evil or stupid, they believe they are doing what's best. But after all this shit thats been going on and after seeing my Mother in laws joy at the disaster in Japan because she believes it has made them so demoralized and desperate that it will force them to let go of their heathen beliefs and accept Christ. #$%@ THEM.

Lidane Thu, Mar 31, 2011 1:47:43pm

*sigh*

Another example of what passes for political thinking here in Texas. Damn it, Gohmert, stop making the rest of us look like ignorant, paranoid rednecks.

Randy W. Weeks Thu, Mar 31, 2011 1:55:13pm

re: #4 Lidane

*sigh*

Another example of what passes for political thinking here in Texas. Damn it, Gohmert, stop making the rest of us look like ignorant, paranoid rednecks.

Embarrassing, isn't it? Poor Texas.

Cankles McCellulite Thu, Mar 31, 2011 1:55:30pm

re: #3 Cankles McCellulite

I apologize to any teachers here. Here are the rest of the commas and punctuation for my rant. , , . . , ,

Simply Sarah Thu, Mar 31, 2011 1:57:56pm

re: #3 Cankles McCellulite

Yes. The idea of a government trying to put in place policies to help all of it's citizens have a better quality of life, is so evil, so vile and so anti-Christian that the only explanation for it is PRIVATE ARMY. I am sick of these stupid egotistical self important assholes. There was a time when i use to defend the right wing to critics, especially abroad, by explaining they are not evil or stupid, they believe they are doing what's best. But after all this shit thats been going on and after seeing my Mother in laws joy at the disaster in Japan because she believes it has made them so demoralized and desperate that it will force them to let go of their heathen beliefs and accept Christ. #$%@ THEM.

Breathe, dear. Breathe.

jaunte Thu, Mar 31, 2011 2:01:45pm

Gohmert is another gift to the nation from Tom DeLay.

For most of its history, [Texas's First congressional district] was based in Texarkana. However, in a controversial 2003 redistricting orchestrated by then-House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, Texarkana was drawn out of the district and moved to the neighboring Fourth congressional district. Lufkin, Tyler and Longview were added in its place.
The district was predominantly rural for much of its history, and thus was far friendlier to electing Democrats to Congress even as most of Texas swung toward the Republicans. The district's four-term Democratic incumbent, Max Sandlin, was a particularly severe critic of the DeLay-led redistricting effort, claiming that lumping rural areas with urban ones stifled the voice of rural voters. Indeed, the 2003 redistricting made the district more urban and Republican, especially with the addition of the Republican strongholds of Tyler and Longview. Sandlin was heavily defeated in November 2004 by Republican Louie Gohmert, a longtime judge in the Tyler area. Gohmert is the first Republican to represent the district since Reconstruction.
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

celticdragon Thu, Mar 31, 2011 4:18:39pm

I'm beginning to think that Rep. Gohmert is the author of the Timecube blog...

(click at your own risk...seriously.)

nines09 Thu, Mar 31, 2011 6:09:21pm

I think I actually lost a few brain cells during this exploratory drill by Louie. I was waiting for the clown car to pull up in the background just about 12 seconds into this template for self induced home lobotomy.WTF?
Makes Per-Fect-Freaking-Cents......I am going to go run out into traffic now.

dragonfire1981 Thu, Mar 31, 2011 7:09:03pm

When I first wandered in here I was seriously expecting an Onion link.

HappyWarrior Thu, Mar 31, 2011 7:55:30pm

Onward health care soldiers? Is Goehmert this goddamn stupid? I know I shouldn't have asked that.

Lidane Thu, Mar 31, 2011 11:54:15pm

re: #12 HappyWarrior

Is Goehmert this goddamn stupid?

Yes. Loudly and consistently.

lostlakehiker Fri, Apr 1, 2011 8:37:02am

re: #3 Cankles McCellulite

Yes. The idea of a government trying to put in place policies to help all of it's citizens have a better quality of life, is so evil, so vile and so anti-Christian that the only explanation for it is PRIVATE ARMY. I am sick of these stupid egotistical self important assholes. There was a time when i use to defend the right wing to critics, especially abroad, by explaining they are not evil or stupid, they believe they are doing what's best. But after all this shit thats been going on and after seeing my Mother in laws joy at the disaster in Japan because she believes it has made them so demoralized and desperate that it will force them to let go of their heathen beliefs and accept Christ. #$%@ THEM.

I could have sworn that somewhere in the Bible it says not to rejoice at the misfortune of others. Also, somewhere else in there, it says that the rain falls on the just and the unjust alike. By extension, natural events, including natural disasters, are "rain". These things just happen, and they are not in any way God's way of telling Man to Believe. Or Else.

But really, this isn't the RW of, say, Romney. It isn't even the RW of the Mennonites. It's just human nature's not so pretty side. All of us are subject to the temptation to gloat when the 'other side' takes a hit.

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