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1 The Left  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:04:54am

Brilliant. Updinged, recommended, favourited. Also:

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2 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:11:11am

Great catch!

3 lawhawk  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:15:07am

Also note just how screwed up all the details to the right of the woman in the photo - everything from the wall behind to the bench are all poor attempts at cloning to remove details.

Then, everything was softened/blurred to reduce the rough edges from the photo edit.

4 Obdicut  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:15:51am

re: #3 lawhawk

Yep. Stamp tool abuse.

5 The Left  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:16:05am

Jack Cashill is the nut that just doesn't quit.

6 APox  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:17:47am

re: #3 lawhawk

Also note just how screwed up all the details to the right of the woman in the photo - everything from the wall behind to the bench are all poor attempts at cloning to remove details.

Then, everything was softened/blurred to reduce the rough edges from the photo edit.

The pillar holding the bench in the second picture disappeared. lol.

7 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:28:02am

Words fail. So we're to the point where Obama doesn't exist?

8 Gus  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:29:26am

It's amazing what white trash Americans will believe. Especially if it appeals to their racist tendencies. Was just reading that amongst Retardlican™ Party voters an NBC poll now has birther Donald Trump tied with Mike Huckabee as a potential presidential candidate.

Meet the new GOP.

[banjo music]

9 The Left  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:30:05am

re: #7 stanley sea

Words fail. So we're to the point where Obama doesn't exist?

Obama is a lizard alien!

My favourite wingnut myth about Obama is the one that claimed he was born with a vestigial tail.

10 The Left  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:30:52am

re: #8 Gus 802

It's amazing what white trash Americans will believe. Especially if it appeals to their racist tendencies. Was just reading that amongst Retardlican™ Party voters an NBC poll now has birther Donald Trump tied with Mike Huckabee as a potential presidential candidate.

Meet the new GOP.

[banjo music]

Even before I scrolled up and saw the nick, I knew this had to be by you. ;)

11 Gus  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:31:40am

re: #10 iceweasel

Even before I scrolled up and saw the nick, I knew this had to be by you. ;)

Hey Ice! I've got a mean left hook. Now I just need to stop holding back. ;)

12 jamesfirecat  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:31:49am

re: #7 stanley sea

Words fail. So we're to the point where Obama doesn't exist?

Clearly he's traveled back in time and has stopped his parents from ever falling in love, how else can you explain how he's slowly fading out of the picture?

13 Gus  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:33:06am

Hey. This is Varek Raith's first LGF page.

Let's get him drunk!

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14 The Left  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:33:37am

re: #11 Gus 802

Hey Ice! I've got a mean left hook. Now I just need to stop holding back. ;)

Heehee-- it's true! And bring the class warfare gear, chicks dig it.

15 The Left  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:34:36am

re: #13 Gus 802

Hey. This is Varek Raith's first LGF page.

Let's get him drunk!

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The first rule of LGF Page Club, is-- aw fuck it. Tell everyone about LGF Page Club!

And drink!

16 Gus  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:35:29am

re: #15 iceweasel

The first rule of LGF Page Club, is-- aw fuck it. Tell everyone about LGF Page Club!

And drink!

Yep. Only whisky and coffee allowed. And the whisky has to be from a jar. No tea! That's what the British drink.

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17 The Left  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:37:59am

re: #16 Gus 802

Yep. Only whisky and coffee allowed. And the whisky has to be from a jar. No tea! That's what the British drink.

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I already had two pints today while seeing Jimmah's dad off. I'm on the coffee now. But there's a little whisky left...

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18 Gus  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:40:53am

re: #17 iceweasel

I already had two pints today while seeing Jimmah's dad off. I'm on the coffee now. But there's a little whisky left...

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I've got a 1/2 pint on reserve -- down to the wire again thanks to Murica's billionaires and a health care system worthy of the 19th century. Yeehaa! Let's go start another war!

19 The Left  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:43:51am

re: #18 Gus 802

I've got a 1/2 pint on reserve -- down to the wire again thanks to Murica's billionaires and a health care system worthy of the 19th century. Yeehaa! Let's go start another war!

Jimmah's new job pays him monthly. So we're skint for about three more weeks. Woohoo.

But his dad left us a little whisky, a bag of strange meat*, and some beer. Yay!

20 Gus  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:44:43am

re: #19 iceweasel

Jimmah's new job pays him monthly. So we're skint for about three more weeks. Woohoo.

But his dad left us a little whisky, a bag of strange meat*, and some beer. Yay!

Short of coffee that should cover the bare essentials.

21 The Left  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:55:21am

Yay, it's a featured page now. Varek, DRINK!

22 Lidane  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:57:23am

I'm awful at Photoshop and even I could do better. What an idiot.

23 Gus  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:59:37am

re: #21 iceweasel

Yay, it's a featured page now. Varek, DRINK!

Maybe Buck will show up.

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24 The Left  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 8:00:26am

re: #23 Gus 802

Maybe Buck will show up.

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We'd hit 100 comments in no time. No Buck for oil! /

25 Gus  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 8:01:35am

re: #24 iceweasel

We'd hit 100 comments in no time. No Buck for oil! /

Yeah. Apparently Jimmy Carter had his hands in some photo editing controversy back in 1978.

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26 The Left  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 8:03:47am

re: #25 Gus 802

Yeah. Apparently Jimmy Carter had his hands in some photo editing controversy back in 1978.

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Surely Bill Ayers is up to something? What about Jeremiah Wright?

Here's a little something for the tea drinkers:

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27 Gus  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 8:04:55am

re: #26 iceweasel

Surely Bill Ayers is up to something? What about Jeremiah Wright?

Here's a little something for the tea drinkers:

[Video]

Jeremiah Wright is [still] goin' teh takes over de world and enslave our white women!!11ty

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28 Lidane  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 8:05:55am

re: #26 iceweasel

Surely Bill Ayers is up to something? What about Jeremiah Wright?

SOROS!

29 The Left  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 8:08:29am

re: #28 Lidane

SOROS!

SOROS: Socialist Organised Radicals Of SATAN!

30 Varek Raith  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 8:22:37am

This is fun.
:)

31 CuriousLurker  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 8:36:56am

Bwahahaha, Photoshop in the hands of amateurs! Nice find, Varek. ;o)

32 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 10:15:11am

Where did the man on the lefts right hand go? Shouldn't it be on the woman's shoulder in the "real" photo? In Jack Cashill's version one is left assuming that he is groping her butt I guess...

33 Fenris  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 11:17:31am

This is impressive. Adnan Hajj's clone-stamping is more convincing than Cashill's.

34 Areozol  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 11:23:26am

Q: Who wants to play Joseph Stalin's lead photographer?

(American Wingnut rises hand)

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

35 HappyWarrior  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 11:36:02am

Jack Cashill: Because stupid just isn't enough.

36 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 1:23:15pm

Lol. Clone stamp abuse, blurring the image, parts of the original left behind, etc. This has to be the worst photoshop job, meant to be taken seriously, ever. It is almost as if Cashill just learned that photoshop could be used to manipulate photos and had to go try it himself.


And yet somehow you know that wingnuts are still going to keep buying his book. What the hell is wrong with humans?


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