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1 HappyWarrior  Apr 19, 2011 7:59:04am

We’ve heard this before Alan. Get over yourself, you stupid douche.

2 theheat  Apr 19, 2011 8:10:00am

Dear God-

I double dog dare you. Just do it already. Stop with all the foreplay, and either throw down or stop giving your followers scary bullshit to throw around.

Signed,

theheat

3 SpaceJesus  Apr 19, 2011 8:25:01am

no, he isn’t. in fact, he just wants you to stfu

4 calochortus  Apr 19, 2011 8:37:46am

And Mr. Keyes, please do explain why the Japanese earthquake would resonate with us as a warning any more than the Australian wildfires of a couple years ago, or the SF quake in 1906, or any other disaster. Thanks.

5 Romantic Heretic  Apr 19, 2011 9:20:31am

Somebody has stopped taking his meds.

6 Slap  Apr 19, 2011 9:22:20am

In the realm of the rhetorical….

Why is it that a natural disaster that hits San Fran or L.A. is often cause for the fundamentalist types to cry that it’s “god’s will for the moral turpitude derpderpderp boingggg”….

….while when vicious storms tear thru OK, KS, TX, MS, AL, KY and TN, there’s nary a peep?

7 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Apr 19, 2011 10:18:50am

GOOD!

come on down, Alan Keyes weird pretend made up mumbo-jumbo sky-man, show us whatcher made of

8 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Apr 19, 2011 10:19:20am

re: #6 Slap

They’re idiots. Nothing they say makes sense

Alan Keyes is just another extremist child

9 Thanos  Apr 19, 2011 11:00:31am

He’s hitting the Grecian formula pretty heavy …

10 SteelPH  Apr 19, 2011 11:51:04am

Stealing from the Phelps book I see.

11 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Apr 19, 2011 1:52:22pm
12 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Apr 19, 2011 2:02:18pm

re: #10 SteelPH

Stealing from the Phelps book I see.

He’d get along well with David Duke if it wasn’t for the you know

13 Lidane  Apr 19, 2011 2:50:53pm

Hasn’t God been ready to destroy America ever since [insert major event here]?

If he’s going to destroy us, he’s certainly not in any real rush to do it.


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