Parsley: Planned Parenthood Is Of The Devil

Wingnuts • April 2011 • Views: 1,695

After building the case that Planned Parenthood is trying to commit black genocide, Rod Parsley now claims that he knows the real source of Planned Parenthood: Satan. According to Parsley, who believes the Antichrist is coming soon, Satan and demonic spirits control Planned Parenthood as part of their mission to gain a foothold in America. Parsely says during Breakthrough that Planned Parenthood is leading an “onslaught of evil” that is “too sinister to be of human origin, it must be, it is, the carefully calculated conspiracy of fallen angels called demon spirits.”

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Gus’s comment is here, so upding him for finding it.

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13 comments

Gus Mon, Apr 25, 2011 8:32:30am

My hat tip goes to a Tweet from Right Wing Watch for “Parsley: Planned Parenthood Is Of The Devil”.

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Mon, Apr 25, 2011 9:17:29am

man, everything I like is of the devil

Why do we have to suffer these fools

researchok Mon, Apr 25, 2011 9:18:16am

Corporal punishment is what is needed.

researchok Mon, Apr 25, 2011 9:19:08am

re: #2 WindUpBird

man, everything I like is of the devil

Why do we have to suffer these fools

God is testing us.

celticdragon Mon, Apr 25, 2011 9:32:12am

The devil wants you to have competent and affordable cancer screening.

APox Mon, Apr 25, 2011 9:44:53am

“CHUUUUURCCHHHH!

HEAARRRRR ME!”

For some reason I feel like there should be Charlton Heston on a chariot playing in the background.

APox Mon, Apr 25, 2011 9:47:28am

What was that shirt he showed anyways? I 150% agree with anything that douche said, but I know people who have had an abortion and in my experience it has always been something deeply personal, sad, and not done with the slightest bit of “pride”…

But I usually don’t like commenting on this stuff, being a man and all I feel kind of discounts me being able to comment on things of the uterus.

APox Mon, Apr 25, 2011 9:47:51am

re: #7 APox

PIMF… *disagree.

theheat Mon, Apr 25, 2011 11:17:22am

The 6,000 year old world is so much easier to cope with when figureheads put it in “See Spot Run” language.

Satan = Bad. Jesus = Good.

Planned Parenthood is Satan. Satan = Bad.

Fucking low brow superstitious imbeciles.

elizajane Mon, Apr 25, 2011 11:32:03am

Personally, I think that Parsley is of the devil. Cilantro is of the angels. Rosemary is a thing of purgatory.

Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Apr 25, 2011 1:17:15pm

That is how you recruit terrorists and whip people up into an extremist fervor.

Convince them that they are not simply on the opposite side of human beings who have a different opinion or lifestyle, but are instead in a war with the Great Satan.

Romantic Heretic Mon, Apr 25, 2011 3:31:02pm

Hell is pleased.

Querent Mon, Apr 25, 2011 11:49:19pm

and the moral derpitude once again buries the needle…

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