Donald goes nuts in Vegas
he insulted President Barack Obama plenty, but he also mocked the French as foppish glamour-pusses, adopted a faux Korean accent to demand South Korea pay up for protection, stuck it to the Saudis on oil prices and practically threatened the Chinese with a tire iron – all in the patois of Jersey Shore.
“I’d drop a 25% tax on China,” he promised. “And how would he do that? It is the messenger that is important. I could have one man say [switching to a falsetto], ‘We are going to tax you 25%.’ And I could have another say [cue the tough guy voice]: ‘Listen you mother—-ers, I’m going to tax you 25%.’ You’ve said the same exact thing, but it is a different messenger,” he explained.
Mr. Trump made is clear he’d treat Saudi Arabia with similar diplomacy.
“You’re gonna be paying five and six dollars a gallon for gasoline pretty soon, and they wanta go and raise the price of oil?” he said indignantly. “Because we have nobody in Washington that sits back and says, ‘You’re not gonna raise that f—ing price, you understand me?’”