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1 researchok  Tue, May 3, 2011 3:38:21am

There is a good reason actors ought to stay out of politics.

Chuck Norris is a reminder of that.

2 iceweasel  Tue, May 3, 2011 3:42:08am

re: #1 researchok

What about Reagan? :-)

I'm just tugging your chain. ;)

3 Henchman 25  Tue, May 3, 2011 4:03:13am

Every time he opens his mouth, his status as a memetic badass grows weaker and weaker.

4 Romantic Heretic  Tue, May 3, 2011 7:18:10am

In the 80s he said that Moscow was responsible for the drug problem in the states. I've never respected the man since. He's take way to many kicks in the head.

5 theheat  Tue, May 3, 2011 7:47:54am

Has-been action hero fail. Bruce Lee was not only a better athlete, he was infinitely smarter and more deeply philosophical than this this pandering, fundie, run of the mill knuckle dragger with a hairy back, whose party of Shit Fucking Stupid just got owned by the very same guy they don't think is fit to run this country, whose operation just took out the most infamous jihadi in the world.

Hurts, don't it?

6 nines09  Tue, May 3, 2011 8:23:04am

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Then again, he sometimes masturbates in full view of the public.

7 shutdown  Tue, May 3, 2011 10:39:36am

The extreme right-wing narrative is simple, and easy to follow. That is why it attracts a disproportionate share of the simple-minded. Right wing political philosophy is like a tricycle: easy to operate, impossible to tip over easily accessible and virtually indestructible. If the best someone can do is ride a tricycle, extolling the relative virtues of better - although more complicated - means of transportation is pointless. Tricycle is all they can understand, so tricycle is all they want.

8 HappyWarrior  Tue, May 3, 2011 10:47:23am

Obama is such a supporter of shariah he he helped kill the leader of Al Queda. Seriously, Chuck, as Walter says in the Big Lebowski, youre out of your fucking element.


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