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1 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Tue, May 3, 2011 1:22:28pm

Orbital mechanics? WTF is that scientificy shit? I don't believe in any of that propaganda mathy type stuff, y'all lieing and making shit up!

"Fucking moonlanders, how do they work?" /

2 Buck  Tue, May 3, 2011 1:23:24pm

Is this really just more religion, specifically Christianity bashing?

Seems like a lot of work just to slam Christians. Would it still be so funny if you said: "The Holy Koran, Allah's Word, emphatically denies a lunar landing because Mohammed the Prophet proclaimed a stationary Earth."

I wonder if that would have been too 2004....

3 Slap  Tue, May 3, 2011 1:41:41pm

re: #2 Buck

Is this really just more religion, specifically Christianity bashing?

Seems like a lot of work just to slam Christians. Would it still be so funny if you said: "The Holy Koran, Allah's Word, emphatically denies a lunar landing because Mohammed the Prophet proclaimed a stationary Earth."

I wonder if that would have been too 2004...

OK, here's my first usage of an internet abbreviation in a post:

WTF??????

Are you referring to the fact that ausador posted this as an act of "Christian-bashing"?

Or, after looking through the website that this piece came from, are you saying that the author of the page is bashing Christians through some sort of eebil atheistic sarcasm?

Does posting the barely-sane anti-science yammering of a self-professed Christian qualify as Christian-bashing?

4 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Tue, May 3, 2011 1:43:16pm

re: #2 Buck

Is this really just more religion, specifically Christianity bashing?

Seems like a lot of work just to slam Christians. Would it still be so funny if you said: "The Holy Koran, Allah's Word, emphatically denies a lunar landing because Mohammed the Prophet proclaimed a stationary Earth."

I wonder if that would have been too 2004...

Sigh...

Really? You honestly see this as trying to bash Christians instead of making fun of an utter nutjob? Sure the nutjob quotes a couple of scriptures in his rant, if you think that alone make him Christian and worthy of your defense then I will not dispute you.

Apparently you feel this persons views are worthy of your support, because he claims to be somehow inspired by Gods word...well, guess what, so have the a large proportion of the mass murderers in the last century or two.

You can't simply claim your knowledge of God's word as a shield from criticism, knowing the bible does not make you a Christian. Living the word of Christ makes you Christian, (you have to walk the walk, not talk the talk), anything else is hypocrisy.

I will not make excuses for nutjobs, racists, anti-science morons, and warming deniers just because they attempt to use certain bible quotes as a defense against all and any criticism. I wont allow them to pervert MY faith so easily.

5 Charleston Chew  Tue, May 3, 2011 1:53:22pm

re: #2 Buck

Is this really just more religion, specifically Christianity bashing?

Seems like a lot of work just to slam Christians. Would it still be so funny if you said: "The Holy Koran, Allah's Word, emphatically denies a lunar landing because Mohammed the Prophet proclaimed a stationary Earth."

I wonder if that would have been too 2004...

Thanks for reminding me why I love the internet. Back 15 years ago, taking a 5 min. break from my job would involve just me sitting around being bored. Now thanks to modern technology I can read the biblical reasons the moon landing was a hoax and go, "WTF?", and then read your post and go, "WTF?" yet again. My bemusement over these strange artifacts of the human mind have left me feeling refreshed and ready to get back to work.

6 Obdicut  Tue, May 3, 2011 2:15:19pm

re: #2 Buck

Is this really just more religion, specifically Christianity bashing?

No.

Any other questions?

7 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Tue, May 3, 2011 3:38:35pm

re: #2 Buck

Holy crud Buck, 79 posts and -4115 karma? That has to be some kind of record, I suppose you only show up once in a great while to snipe some comment and then run away and hide.

With a record like yours if you had ever stuck around to defend your misrepresentational character assassination style of replying to other members posts you would have been banned by Charles a long time before now.

Scared/Hiding troll is scared apparently.

Then again from the troll's point of view...

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8 ProGunLiberal  Tue, May 3, 2011 4:07:27pm

Holy Hell, that's concentrated Derp. If weaponized, it could be as powerful as a nuke.

9 shutdown  Tue, May 3, 2011 4:40:44pm

By this logic, since the Earth is orbiting the Sun concurrently to rotating around its own axis:

a) It should be impossible to aim your car at your place of work in the morning and arrive there
b) It should be impossible to get from your bed to your bathroom without being flung into the wall at 12,000mph
c) Your lunch should almost always miss your pie-hole

Science, motherfucker. Learn it.


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