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1 aagcobb  Sat, May 7, 2011 5:23:17am

It will be interesting to see how they rationalize the fact the world didn't end on May 22. Some will be disillusioned, but Camping will come up with some kind of BS, and we'll be amazed at how many of his followers continue to believe him.

2 What, me worry?  Sat, May 7, 2011 5:47:14am

If gay pride is a sign of the Apocalypse, does that mean that heaven is filled with parades and rainbows? I'm in!

3 theheat  Sat, May 7, 2011 7:48:57am
"We budgeted everything so that, on May 21, we won't have anything left," Adrienne adds.

Well, I know I personally wouldn't lift a finger to help them come May 22nd. I would be one of the ones to point and laugh. I know that makes me a horrible asshole, but I feel these people are the scourge of the earth, and to raise children in that kind of zealot's idiocy is its own flavor of child abuse.

It would be fitting to take the children out of that environment, and leave the adults to grovel for the kindness of strangers. Maybe gay strangers.

This is natural selection at work.

4 steve_davis  Sat, May 7, 2011 8:04:00am

re: #1 aagcobb

It will be interesting to see how they rationalize the fact the world didn't end on May 22. Some will be disillusioned, but Camping will come up with some kind of BS, and we'll be amazed at how many of his followers continue to believe him.

It will be because Part 2 of Harry Potter: the Deathly Hallows had not come out yet. It's a big movie, and there's a lot of confusing stuff in there.

5 dragonfire1981  Sat, May 7, 2011 8:15:15am

This is funny to me and I am a Christian. The reason it makes me laugh is because the bible clearly states that no man shall know the hour of the return of Jesus.

6 Phydeaux Speaks  Sat, May 7, 2011 9:02:34am

To any Rapturists who read this:

Please feel free to email me your credit card info because you won't be needing them any more.

7 RanchTooth  Sat, May 7, 2011 9:32:30am

I've seen ads for this on the DC Metro for at least a month now. At least they're using their budgets to keep the rest of the world well informed of their disillusionment.

8 What, me worry?  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:52:42am
Camping himself, has had to do some recalculation. He first predicted the end would come Sept. 6, 1994. He now explains that he had not completed his biblical research.

There is no Plan B, but there's definitely a Plan C.

Kinda, sorta, in a way...

9 Aye Pod  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:51:11pm
What will the followers do in two weeks after their Doom date passes? What happens when the next Gay Pride parade goes on as planned?

One probable answer might be along the lines of:

"God heard the anger of the holy wingnut remnant and decided that the earth could be spared for the time being. Await further announcements."

It's been tried before.

When the day of the great flood arrived, reporters appeared to interview the followers. Not anxious to share the good fortune of their imminent survival, the believers in the Guardians preferred to keep the wisdom that could save their fellow earthlings to themselves. So they turned away jounalists with a simple "No comment."

As the critical hour drew nigh, the believers shooed a cluster of reporters away from Dr. Armstrong's house and made ready for their midnight escape from this doomed earth. They donned the slashed clothing from which they had ripped zippers, fasteners, eyelets, and every other metal device. The men held up their pants with ropes. Gathered in the living room, the flock received last minute instructions from the Guardians through the automatic scribbling of Mrs. Keech and methodically drilled the use of its passwords, chanting in unison phrases like "I am my own porter, I am my own porter."

As midnight approached, the followers fell silent. They sat with their coats in their laps, holding themselves so still that the air seemed hammered by the ticking of the room's two clocks. One minute before the saucer was due to arrive, Mrs. Keech exclaimed proudly in a strained high-pitched voice, "And not a plan as gone astray!"

But twelve o'clock passed, and there was no whirring of antigravity engines, no great rush of air from above, no luminescence lighting up the lawn outside the windows. The believers sat stock still, their faces frozen. The researchers noted that "it became clear later that they had been hit hard."

Finally, the faithful stirred. In desperation they went over the messages and the original prediction to see if they had made an error in calculation. They argued one explanation for the delay after another. Then, at 4 A.M., Mrs. Keech began to cry. Reported the researchers, "She knew, she sobbed, that there were some who were beginning to doubt but that the group must beam light to those who needed it most and that the group must hold together." The catalyst that might, indeed, save them from dissolution arrived at 4:45 A.M. Mrs. Keech's hand suddenly jerked across the page of her writing pad with a new message from the Guardians. The faith of the believers, it said, "had spread so much light that God had saved the world from destruction."

Then the Guardians delivered an even more significant directive: publicize the fact that the believers had saved humanity! Mrs. Keech leaped to the phone to call the very newspapers whose reporters she and the others had chased away just the night before. When she hung up, others rushed to the phone, seized with a sudden sense of purpose, and dialed more media outlets whose inquiries they had shunned in the previous weeks. The saucer group had found a new mission: to increase the size of their congregation by winning new converts. New converts to a belief that had been proven false.

Why did the failure of a prediction trigger a spasm of new activity? Because the measure of the success of a web of memes--a myth, a hypothesis, or a dogma--is not its truth but how well it serves as social glue. If a belief system performs that function well enough, it can trigger the growth of a superorganism of massive size, even if its most basic tenets prove dead wrong.

From Howard Bloom "How Wrong Ideas Can Be Right"

[Link: www.rletc.com...]

10 nines09  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:25:32pm

"You know, you think about retirement and stuff like that," he says. "What's the point of having some money just sitting there?"

I think about kids and stuff like that. I think about the future and stuff like that. I think you have a better shot at a flying saucer pickup and stuff like that. You know. Stuff like that. ///

11 Velvet Elvis  Sat, May 7, 2011 4:29:08pm

Maybe he got the ancient Greek wrong and it's actually supposed to be pizza day.

12 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sat, May 7, 2011 8:29:00pm

same thing they always do:

set a new date :)

13 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, May 7, 2011 9:56:47pm

re: #5 dragonfire1981

This is funny to me and I am a Christian. The reason it makes me laugh is because the bible clearly states that no man shall know the hour of the return of Jesus.

It's funny from a theological perspective, but I'm kind of worried about these folks. They're deliberately financially and emotionally preparing for the end of everything, and, er, if everything goes on, they're sort of screwed.

14 Achilles Tang  Sun, May 8, 2011 6:52:15am

Good thing the USA has welfare and medicaid for both the sick in body and mind.

15 zora  Sun, May 8, 2011 1:40:24pm

re: #13 SanFranciscoZionist

It's funny from a theological perspective, but I'm kind of worried about these folks. They're deliberately financially and emotionally preparing for the end of everything, and, er, if everything goes on, they're sort of screwed.

yes. i kind of worried about them too. i read about one lady who sold or gave away all her possesions and savings. i hope they don't try for a desperate plan b to save face. like the nike suit people.


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