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1 Goosestepping Obama Tina Brown  Mon, May 9, 2011 3:07:30pm

Finally someone is trying to fix our higher education problems! //

2 Lidane  Mon, May 9, 2011 3:17:11pm
Texas senators have voted to allow concealed handgun license holders to carry their weapons into public college classrooms.

Honestly, I’m surprised it took them this long. The Texas Legislature has a GOP supermajority, 101-49, over the Dems. And of the Dems in office, many of them could be considered Blue Dogs or fairly conservative as well.

Thankfully, this is for public universities, and mine is a private school.

3 Eclectic Cyborg  Mon, May 9, 2011 4:00:36pm

Oh yeah, this can’t end badly at ALL…

4 elizajane  Mon, May 9, 2011 4:16:10pm

Liberal that I am, I instantly imagined a deranged undergraduate coming at me with a firearm. But then I tapped my Republican side (paternal) and pictured myself in my office hours:

“Oh, you don’t like the grade you got in my class? Wanna complain to the department chair?” BLAM!

“This paper — you didn’t write it, did you? You bought it online. Come on, confess. CONFESS, OR YOU’RE DEAD MEAT!”

Or in class:
“Hey you in the back row. Yeah, you. You’re not listening to the lecture, are you? You’re fooling around on the internet, right? Know what we do to kids who surf instead of paying attention?” BLAM!

Faculty meetings could also become a lot more, er, brief.


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