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1 theheat  Thu, May 12, 2011 9:06:15am

What a douche. Every damned day he is a douche. New day, new possibilities, and he squanders every one away being a douche, because it’s all he knows how to be.

Today he put a new twist on it, and he’s a whiny douche.

2 gehazi  Thu, May 12, 2011 9:28:40am

And I’ll take the turd sandwich with extra turd over this douche every day.

3 Lidane  Thu, May 12, 2011 9:40:25am

Hey Newt, tell me more about how you love this country so much you had to cheat on your wives to show it.


4 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, May 12, 2011 9:46:25am

If life were fair, Newt, women wouldn’t get dumped by their husbands when they get old and sick.

Would they?

5 Randy W. Weeks  Thu, May 12, 2011 9:55:30am

Whiny little bugger, isn’t he?

And he knows how to turn the US into Texas? He wants everyone to be fat, uneducated and have a low paying job? (yes, that’s hyperbole…sorta)

6 Tigger2  Thu, May 12, 2011 10:01:00am

Newt your saying this as your Republican party is trying to pass as many voter suppression bills as they can to make the elections unfair in your favor.

7 calochortus  Thu, May 12, 2011 10:18:22am

So let me get this straight.
Media outlets (of varying political outlooks), organizations that get out the vote, and rich people have rigged the system in favor of the Democrats and that is unfair.
If media outlets, corporations, and rich people support the Republicans, that is free speech and supports the founding principles of our great country.

Got it.

8 Blue Point  Thu, May 12, 2011 10:43:39am

I’m never surprised by this self aggrandizing flaming jerk off. In a fair world Newt would be humiliated beyond words and just quietly fade into obscurity as a demented fool jabbering to squirrels and insects. I can hope, can I not?

9 What, me worry?  Thu, May 12, 2011 10:50:10am

If elections were fair, Al Gore would have won.

Oh yes, I went there, girlfriend!

10 HappyWarrior  Thu, May 12, 2011 11:45:36am

Yeah Newt, the fact that he got a majority of the vote not just in the electorial college but in the popular vote isn’t fair. Just get over yourself, you douchebag. People voted for this guy because they gasp thought he was a better decision than McCain and PAlin. I know it butthurts you but it’s reality.

11 Eclectic Cyborg  Thu, May 12, 2011 12:51:10pm

GOP idea of a fair election: one that includes only white voters

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