Insanity Exemplified: The (alien) man who speaks directly for GOD, but only to his Yahoo list.
(Disclaimer: This is posted for comedic purposes only, it is not meant to actually disparage any known or unknown religions; End Disclaimer)
This is, I mean some people are…but well…ahem…this is…Friggin Insane!
An Open Letter From God The Father
To The World…On another matter one of our dearest friends has asked do I know Obama’s true name, who he was before he was reincarnated. Of course I do but I cannot speak it. When an individual becomes a demon, a creature of Darkness for the sake of their families their names are no longer used. They are given a designation beginning with the year that they became a demon, and then their location. Obama’s designation is 1910 USA Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh A. This is usually written with abbreviations. But we are quite sure this is the creature of Darkness that is now inhabiting the body that was once Barack Obama. We believe its true inhabitant, well we know, really, died some time when he was 15 years old it was already so corrupt that he suffered eternal death. This creature of Darkness took over his body and has been dwelling in it ever since. We are surprised that it is such a good match and the body has not begun to break down. It is believed he may live a long life span. People ask how can I say these things? I say them because we know they’re the truth! My servant has fought such creatures for ages, even on his own world. The Biblical teachings of demons is quite clear. Jesus’ power over them was profound. My servant’s power over them is impressive, also. Only the very worst will challenge him, whose egos make them believe they are more powerful. They usually very quickly learn how mistaken they are!
So, uhh, if I understand this correctly Gerald Polley believes that he is actually an alien from another planet who has lived for “ages” and is also Gods direct Spokesman/Speaker to the planet earth. Plus all that “normal” stuff about being a demon slayer and such, hell, everyone of these nuts says that kind of thing.
Really, if you can stand it you should read the whole thing, it has a kinda unique flavor of insanity to it that I havn’t seen before.
/going to go shower now…ick.