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1 theheat  Sat, May 21, 2011 5:48:48am

Well, dontchya know feeding and caring for the poor and unemployed ain't as good an investment as a super cool testament to bible stories that comes complete with that new ark smell? What are ya, dumb or somethin'?
//

“Let these folks build their fundamentalist Disneyland without government help.”

Yeah, that, pretty much.

Funny how government help is way cool when it's for the advancement of religion.

2 funky chicken  Sat, May 21, 2011 6:47:01am
Beyond constitutional issues, the tax breaks for an amusement park come at a time when state leaders are asking residents to sacrifice as they cut important social programs. “The state has gone through eight rounds of budget cuts over the past three years,” including cuts to “education at all levels” and a pay freeze for all teachers and state workers. Meanwhile, the state cut funding for Medicaid by shifting enrollees to managed care plans, which often make it more difficult for enrollees to access care while increasing administrative costs by up to 20 percent by adding a new “layer of bureaucracy between the Medicaid Department and providers.”

Well, the people can get those "illiterate, toothless caveman" jobs!

3 dragonfire1981  Sat, May 21, 2011 7:56:06am

re: #1 theheat

Well, dontchya know feeding and caring for the poor and unemployed ain't as good an investment as a super cool testament to bible stories that comes complete with that new ark smell? What are ya, dumb or somethin'?
//

Yeah, that, pretty much.

Funny how government help is way cool when it's for the advancement of religion.

The advancement of ONE religion. You think KY would ever shell out tax breaks for a Muslim park?

4 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Sat, May 21, 2011 9:39:19am

re: #2 funky chicken

Well, the people can get those "illiterate, toothless caveman" jobs!

Duh! Illiterate toothless cavemen never existed since the earth is only 6004 years old. There never was such a thing as cavemen (Paleontology is just made up nonsense based on the lie of evolution!), even Cain who was marked and outcast by God went to the land of Nod and built himself a city**.

// **(when there were only three people left alive on the entire earth, not counting any daughters Adam and Eve might have had who were never mentioned in the bible because they were women and thus not worthy of comment.) Sigh...

5 nines09  Sat, May 21, 2011 5:35:17pm

Usually amusement parks have a sign or two stating "You must be this tall to ride this ride." At this park the signs will probably state; "You must have an IQ of 80 or below to ride this ride or enter this exhibit." Then scattered about the grounds will be warning signs; "Danger! Cognitive thought not permitted!" After a thrilling day of enlightenment and knowledge not taught just everywhere one can dine as their forefathers did on Brontosaurus Burgers and a T-Rex Shake. You want fries with that?


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