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1 Lidane  Sun, May 22, 2011 8:16:14am

I’d rather be an atheist than live up to LaHaye’s idea of what a Christian is supposed to be. His idea of God sounds incredibly depressing to me.

2 Eclectic Cyborg  Sun, May 22, 2011 8:28:17am

“End times enthusiast” seems like a really depressing hobby

3 122 Year Old Obama  Sun, May 22, 2011 9:34:20am

Yea, because everyone knows that socialism is a fucking religion.

4 jaunte  Sun, May 22, 2011 10:34:36am

Tim LaHaye, End Times enthusiast, on how best to get to the End:

Of the possible candidates, who is the “right person?”
I’ve narrowed it down to about four. I really believe Sarah Palin would be a good opportunity. Michele Bachmann is excellent—she’s very sharp and a strong person. [Then] Tim Pawlenty and I’m reserving the fourth one until I decide who it’s going to be.
thedailybeast.com
5 Ogami Itto  Sun, May 22, 2011 10:36:28am

Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.

I guess La Haye hasn’t gotten around to reading the New Testament yet, other than the book of Revelation.

6 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Sun, May 22, 2011 11:05:29am

re: #3 SteelPH

Yea, because everyone knows that socialism is a fucking religion.

“Christian Socialist Party” sounds like something you’d associate with atrocities in small African villages.

7 Romantic Heretic  Sun, May 22, 2011 11:58:02am

A little story I heard about Mr. LaHaye.

A little over a decade ago the first Left Behind movie was being filmed here in Toronto. At that time the Canadian dollar made filming here quite attractive.

Mr. LaHaye was on the set when a scene was filmed. A scene where someone was Raptured.

After it was done Mr. LaHaye had a few words with the director. Shortly after that they re-filmed the scene with a new actor.

The actor in the first shot was black. Apparently only white people get into Heaven.


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