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1 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Jun 8, 2011 11:36:19am

Um.

One of Cobra's far out plots was stealing the DNA of well known alpha males throughout history (and one GI Joe) and merging them to produce the snake-headed leader guy.

Where, exactly is the snake-headed leader guy?

2 Locker  Wed, Jun 8, 2011 11:55:13am

re: #1 EmmmieG

Um.

One of Cobra's far out plots was stealing the DNA of well known alpha males throughout history (and one GI Joe) and merging them to produce the snake-headed leader guy.

Where, exactly is the snake-headed leader guy?

I think we have lots of viable candidates for "snake-head leader guy"...

3 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Wed, Jun 8, 2011 12:11:28pm

Well at least now I know that all my time watching those silly cartoons was not just Hasbro's™ attempt to make me buy more of their toys. They were actually trying to condition me to accept the coming NWO without complaint through "Predicative programming."

/good to know it was not a complete waste after all...

4 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Wed, Jun 8, 2011 12:26:30pm

Next is the revelation on how Transformers really are more than meets the eye.

5 Obdicut  Wed, Jun 8, 2011 12:30:26pm
6 dragonfire1981  Wed, Jun 8, 2011 12:40:52pm

G.I. Joe - Real American Iranian Hero!

7 Obdicut  Wed, Jun 8, 2011 12:41:01pm

I've got to say, this is a really high-quality whackjob conspiracy website. It is very well produced, the writing is cogent, the pictures are high quality.

8 Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate  Wed, Jun 8, 2011 12:46:20pm

These are the same people who inspired the character Dale Gribble on King of the Hill.

9 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Wed, Jun 8, 2011 1:07:29pm

Wow, the comments on the article are pretty scary too, course some of them are just being sarcastic, but then again a lot of them aren't. :(

10 The Questionable Timing of a Flea  Wed, Jun 8, 2011 1:27:14pm

So technology has finally allowed us to achieved a realistic knockout-gas-spraying mechanical snake that springs out a wicker basket?

Technology marches on.

11 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Jun 8, 2011 2:51:29pm

Actually, the triumphant day will be the day we can achieve all the technology in Scooby Doo.

I'm serious.

Holograms don't exist, and this makes me very, very sad.

12 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Jun 8, 2011 3:49:41pm

re: #1 EmmmieG

Um.

One of Cobra's far out plots was stealing the DNA of well known alpha males throughout history (and one GI Joe) and merging them to produce the snake-headed leader guy.

Where, exactly is the snake-headed leader guy?

It's a chick, one Ann Coulter.

13 Fenris  Wed, Jun 8, 2011 3:57:11pm

After his promotion of Holocaust-denying illustrator David Dees, I tend to think of him as less a weirdo who sees secret messages in his Alpha-Bits and more a run-of-the-mill demagogue like Jeff Rense.

14 philosophus invidius  Wed, Jun 8, 2011 9:01:17pm

Shorter vigilant citizen:

Ridiculous plots of crappy 80's cartoon are similar to my own delusional fantasies.

Maybe because you also think like a 12-year old?


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