This has been making me cranky all afternoon.

Alec Baldwin put up a ridiculous Man Excuse at HuffPo. I guess when you’re a big hot celeb, you get to say any old stupid thing and they’ll post it at HuffPo.

I twittered Mr. Baldwin with the following:

men cheat all the time and their wives don’t need an explanation. Just a lil R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

But with 95,000+ followers, I’m sure he didn’t read it. Eh, it made me feel a little better.

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Aretha knew what she was talking about.

I don’t think any woman can get to the age of 40 without it happening to her. Maybe men are the same, I don’t know, but there is nothing more self-degrading, self-destructing or more humiliating than being cheated on. And for it to be on public display around the world? Can’t think of a worse curse on this poor woman.

Why in the world does any man think a woman wants to hear his reason (as if one exists outside of hornyness, power or ego stroking). But Mr. Baldwin gives us one anyway. Oh yes, even when he says he doesn’t. Weiner is a very busy man, don’tcha know. Very busy and very modern too! So busy, that he forgot the golden rule. No, not the one that says, “Don’t cheat on your spouse.” But the one that says, “If you cheat, be sure the woman won’t tell on ya!”

Whoopsie! You see, Weiner just needed his sex. He’s a busy man, yes, and high functioning, too. Just human, after all. What’s the big deal?

On top of all that, us wimmenz are so freaking stupid, we didn’t know any of these things until Mr. Baldwin enlightened us. Thank you for that, Alec. I never would have come to these conclusions without you.

Somehow, some way there are hordes of men roaming the planet that manage to keep it in their pants. Are they not normal then? Are they not “busy” or “human” or “high functioning”.

Feh!