Sea Monkeys from the Future Make Deadly Lovers
The idea of having sex with someone from the future may sound like a theme from a corny romance novel, but according to a new study on time-traveling sea monkeys, it’s a theme that might better fit the horror genre.
Didn’t know that sea monkeys (aka, brine shrimp) could travel through time? Well, consider this: sea monkeys produce eggs that are designed to lay dormant for years — sometimes decades — until the conditions are right to hatch. Thus, it’s possible for sea monkeys from different generations to hatch at the same time and mate. Evolutionarily speaking, it’s not unlike having sex with a time-traveler.
I belong to a parody group on FB called “God Hates Shrimp.” It’s quite a hoot.