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1 shutdown  Thu, Jun 23, 2011 5:31:56pm

My first thought is that quite obviously, bread is murdering a future embryo. If yeast can make the leap from single- to multi-cellular in such a short period of time, well then, in a year or so it will be human, and eating bread is no beter than aborting babies. Oh, wait - the implication here is that the yeast has *gasp* evolved! But that's not possible, so it is an abomination and must be killed with fire. But if it si evolving into lie, isn't that murder?

*head explodes*

2 Achilles Tang  Thu, Jun 23, 2011 5:32:28pm

This is great news for the I.D. crowd. It proves intelligent design works. Now all we need is a picture of the snowflakes sacrificing one of their own to the big eye in the sky that provides everything.

//

3 shutdown  Thu, Jun 23, 2011 5:33:24pm

re: #1 imp_62

My first thought is that quite obviously, bread is murdering a future embryo. If yeast can make the leap from single- to multi-cellular in such a short period of time, well then, in a year or so it will be human, and eating bread is no beter than aborting babies. Oh, wait - the implication here is that the yeast has *gasp* evolved! But that's not possible, so it is an abomination and must be killed with fire. But if it si evolving into lie, isn't that murder?

*head explodes*

I apologize for the typos. si = is, and lie =

life

. PIMF

4 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jun 23, 2011 5:38:15pm

re: #1 imp_62

WHEAT IS MURDER!!!

Also, "This is necessary. Life feeds on life."

5 Interesting Times  Thu, Jun 23, 2011 5:40:03pm
This relatedness provides the conditions necessary for individual cells to cooperate for the good of the whole snowflake.

Ayn Rand and the modern GOP would not approve.

6 SteelGHAZI  Thu, Jun 23, 2011 6:28:13pm

Librul conspiracy!!!11ty

7 b_Snark  Thu, Jun 23, 2011 6:34:05pm

I for one welcome our new yeasty overlords.

8 Spocomptonite  Thu, Jun 23, 2011 6:40:01pm

It's okay, guys, I watched Evolution. Selenium-based dandruff shampoo can deal with scalp flakes and yeast flakes.

/

9 b_Snark  Thu, Jun 23, 2011 6:41:57pm

re: #8 Spocomptonite

It's okay, guys, I watched Evolution. Selenium-based dandruff shampoo can deal with scalp flakes and yeast flakes.

/

Thank P&G, we've been saved.

10 Achilles Tang  Thu, Jun 23, 2011 6:52:08pm

re: #8 Spocomptonite

It's okay, guys, I watched Evolution. Selenium-based dandruff shampoo can deal with scalp flakes and yeast flakes.

/

I see. Not head and shoulders only.


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