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There is also the tiny issue that kidnapping a child from his or her parents is a crime. A serious one.
Foreskin Man issue 98: Little Glick, having had a strong feeling all his life that he "just didn't belong" with the beach hippies, finds his father, still desperately searching for his son. Glick (who named him that, anyway) is joyously reunited with his loving father, embraces his Jewish legacy, and has the operation anyway.
He's 22, so it hurts a lot more. Thanks, Foreskin Man.
There is also the tiny issue that kidnapping a child from his or her parents is a crime. A serious one.
Foreskin Man issue 98: Little Glick, having had a strong feeling all his life that he "just didn't belong" with the beach hippies, finds his father, still desperately searching for his son. Glick (who named him that, anyway) is joyously reunited with his loving father, embraces his Jewish legacy, and has the operation anyway.
He's 22, so it hurts a lot more. Thanks, Foreskin Man.
I thought Glick is his last name. (Actually Glickel is a girl's name, though it's hardly ever used anymore)
Also, when the beach hippies get tired of the cute baby after a couple of hours, they give it back to F-Man, who then keeps it, together with his African baby collection, in a secret orphanage prison underneath his sinister "Museum of Genital Integrity."
I thought Glick is his last name. (Actually Glickel is a girl's name, though it's hardly ever used anymore)
Also, when the beach hippies get tired of the cute baby after a couple of hours, they give it back to F-Man, who then keeps it, together with his African baby collection, in a secret orphanage prison underneath his sinister "Museum of Genital Integrity."
F-Man is definitely a racist super-villain.
According to the link, Dad is named Jethro Sacks. (Do Jews named their sons Jethro? Does anyone?)
Anyone else think that Foreskin mans costume should be more... loose fitting? You know when lifted by his collar it should pull right up and cover his head?
Just me? Yes, ok, I will talk to my therapist about it this week.
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