The Vicious Babushka: The Jewiest ‘As A Jew’ Ever!
There are thousands of people claiming to speak “As A Jew” by writing anti-Israel, anti-Jewish, anti-Zionist, downright anti-Semitic screeds for various media outlets. They claim their right “As A Jew” even though their connection to Jews, Israel and the Jewish people may be abandoned decades ago, marginal, or in some cases, totally non existant.
Now on the other hand, there are others who are extremely qualified to speak “As A Jew” who do not receive any of the media attention that Hedy Epstein, Gabriel Matthew Schiavone or “Jewish Phelps Cult” Neturei Karta receive.
For example, The Vicious Babushka.
The Babushka is a Jewish grandmother with 27 Jewish grandchildren. That is more grandchildren than any other blogger! Add to that the 9 Jewish children that Babushka has brought forth into the world, together with Babushka’s partner, the Zedushka, makes 32 Jews who are more qualified to speak “As A Jew” than all of these poseurs combined.
Babushka can speak with authority as a member of the Haredi community. Babushka also has a full time job in industry and a college degree in mathematics.
Babushka was also raised as a Reform Jew, actually attended Temple for many years, and can therefore speak with as much authority for that community as any of the “As A Jew” poseurs who board the Gaza flotilla.
Babushka, as a Jew, is a proud Zionist, and has a son who served in the IDF.
Babushka, as a Jew, is a satisfied consumer of Israeli products, particularly Ahava cosmetics, Max Brenner chocolates, and Golan Heights wine.
Babushka, as a Jew, has had her 6 sons and 15 grandsons circumcised according to the ancient traditions, and of course the same applies to Zedushka and 2 sons-in-law.
Babushka, as a Jew, is firmly opposed to BDS and all other attempts to deligitimize Israel and Zionism, and denounces all those who participate in these activities as anti-Semites and clueless idiots.
And Babushka has pie.