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1 Atlas Fails  Wed, Aug 10, 2011 2:21:05pm

We accurately paraphrase this dope the same way every time he opens his mouth.

Barton: *DERP*

2 _RememberTonyC  Wed, Aug 10, 2011 2:24:13pm

I'm sure stoning is also OK with this freak ...

3 HappyWarrior  Wed, Aug 10, 2011 2:43:28pm

re: #2 _RememberTonyC

I'm sure stoning is also OK with this freak ...

Wouldn't shock me.

4 Charleston Chew  Wed, Aug 10, 2011 3:00:22pm

The part about the horse actually makes it worse than I imagined.

5 _RememberTonyC  Wed, Aug 10, 2011 3:07:39pm

re: #4 Charleston Chew

The part about the horse actually makes it worse than I imagined.


He has jockey fantasies too ...

6 Amory Blaine  Wed, Aug 10, 2011 3:10:04pm

Could a bat be considered a rod?

7 shutdown  Wed, Aug 10, 2011 3:17:11pm

I like to think that every time Barton opens his mouth, or puts pen to paper, a political centrist gets his or her wings. How can anybody read this putrescent intellectual diarrhoea without throwing up?

8 theheat  Wed, Aug 10, 2011 3:23:28pm

If this prick ever laid a hand on my horse to "train" it he'd see 150 pound woman can be a lot more formidable than a 1200 pound horse. He can shove those Dominionist training ideas of his right up his uptight ass.

My fundie ex-friend that is a dead ringer for Sarah Palin lost her kids over this kind of "training." She was shocked her "religious rights" were being trampled when a judge didn't see beating her kids with objects was not the religious experience she felt it was.

People who beat, encourage beating, and excuse beating, of animals and children have no redeeming qualities.

9 Atlas Fails  Wed, Aug 10, 2011 4:38:07pm

David Barton, circa 1860: "Look the Bible is very clear, it specifically states 'Slaves, obey your masters.'"

10 Kragar  Wed, Aug 10, 2011 5:16:41pm

re: #9 Atlas Fails

David Barton, circa 1860: "Look the Bible is very clear, it specifically states 'Slaves, obey your masters.'"

"They were better off" is a common enough meme amongst these assholes.

11 HappyWarrior  Wed, Aug 10, 2011 7:07:04pm

I am sure wives are allowed to be hit and raped by their husbands in Barton's sick world.

12 John Vreeland  Wed, Aug 10, 2011 7:57:14pm

re: #6 Amory Blaine

Could a bat be considered a rod?

I was thinking ax handles. [Link: www.rodneyhurst.com...]

13 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Aug 10, 2011 8:29:41pm

re: #9 Atlas Fails

David Barton, circa 1860: "Look the Bible is very clear, it specifically states 'Slaves, obey your masters.'"

He might be saying that today for all I know.

It should be legal to beat Barton with a cat-o'-nine-tails because the Bible says blasphemers and false prophets should be scourged.

14 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Wed, Aug 10, 2011 11:09:49pm

Barton personally? Probably. Wallbuilders website? Definitely

American Slavery was wrong because it was not "Biblical slavery" e_e

Fwiw, this is where Bachmann and the rest of those bigots get their revisionism about the FFs and the supposed efforts to end slavery.

15 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 1:32:26am

Note that the well-connected nutburger blames evolution for the decline of child-beating, as well as for a litany of other alleged ills. He claims, quite falsely, that none of the 50 top universities in this country teach history. He might well be the craziest person ever to have major influence over elected leaders in this country. He is the tea party's Rasputin.

Btw, I don't beat either my children or my horses, but I have been known to beat crazy assholes from time to time.

16 labman57  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 8:46:11am

Well, if we're going to start replacing criminal and civil law with Biblical law, then we had better begin stockpiling palm-sized stones ...


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