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1 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 18, 2011 1:21:25pm

That's really pathetic behavior by the manager. Typical bigot who thinks they're the victim.

2 lawhawk  Thu, Aug 18, 2011 1:37:15pm

re: #1 HappyWarrior

From a practical standpoint, that business is now going to lose out on business in a difficult economy. Outstanding business sense there.

And whatever business jumps in to the rescue and provides her with a dress is likely to get a boost from other like-minded brides (who will see a bridal salon that is accommodating).

BTW, New Jersey has a civil unions law allowing same-sex civil unions.

3 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 18, 2011 2:08:04pm

Bridal dress stores are fucking nuts. And yes, there is a lot of drama.

I recall a time when I was at Bridal Mall of America (which I kept confusing with School of the Americas, which many of my friends were protesting at the time. So I called it "Bridal Mall of the Americas".) With a straight friend who wanted a wedding dress. The best part was the signs in the damn dressing room. One had a comedy mask, and said, "I bought my dress today!!" The other had a tragedy mask and said, "I decided to keep looking. When I came back, my special dress was gone."

I saw the signs because the other bridesmaid and I insisted on being allowed back into the Holy of Holies...excuse me, the dress racks in the back...along with the bride. We weren't going to leave her alone with these people. They were well-trained to prevent this from happening. The worst thing for their business is two non-hormone-addled women thinking clearly and running interference between the bride and their rabid piranha saleswomen.

So, given all of this, I can well see these people TOTALLY FREAKING OUT over a lesbian attempting to buy a wedding dress. They react so bizarrely to any slight reordering of their weird-ass bridal universe, that I can't imagine how their brains might explode if exposed to something that really reordered the bridal narrative in any major way.

(This is not to say that all bridal sales people are like this. But I've met enough crazy ones to think they were not unusual in their field. I bought my dress online.)

I'm sure this poor woman will eventually find a beautiful dress, and will be a beautiful bride...and this will be an amazing story for the grandchildren, who will not understand how that could even happen.

Bleah.

4 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 18, 2011 2:10:42pm

Also, the mere fact that you're supposed to supply the groom's name to buy the dress...what is that for? To prevent people who aren't actually engaged from maliciously paying too much money for a white satin dress?

5 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Aug 18, 2011 2:17:38pm

"Not tonight, dear. It's a felony."

6 steve_davis  Thu, Aug 18, 2011 2:38:07pm

re: #2 lawhawk

From a practical standpoint, that business is now going to lose out on business in a difficult economy. Outstanding business sense there.

And whatever business jumps in to the rescue and provides her with a dress is likely to get a boost from other like-minded brides (who will see a bridal salon that is accommodating).

BTW, New Jersey has a civil unions law allowing same-sex civil unions.

Hell, from a practical standpoint, in this economy, if the bride crossed out "groom" and wrote Doberman Pinscher," and wanted six holes cut in the front of the dress so that some lupian, prego teats could hang out, I as the store manager would ask "Can I interest you in our catering service, involving lots of doggie treats?" The customer is always right.

7 Gus  Thu, Aug 18, 2011 2:40:36pm

"Something about the Navy SEALs..."

Good God I smell another psycho wingnut "patriot".

8 Charleston Chew  Thu, Aug 18, 2011 4:34:39pm

This is a good example of what I call Things Free Market Economists Pretend Don't Happen.

You've got supply and demand, and an agreed upon transaction between the parties, and yet the sale never occurs.

Once again, the free market stuck out its invisible hand but human psychology just slapped it right back.

9 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Aug 18, 2011 5:28:39pm

My daughters and daughters-in-law rented their gowns. Why spend all that money on a dress you're only going to wear once? (Yes, I know that people get married more than once, but second and subsequent weddings do not usually involve the white dress)

10 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Aug 18, 2011 5:32:19pm

BTW anyone who wants Jewish wedding supplies can buy them at the Zionist Mall. You don't have to be heterosexual or even Jewish.

11 calochortus  Thu, Aug 18, 2011 5:32:29pm

re: #3 SanFranciscoZionist

A friend's daughter was going to be a matron of honor. When she ordered her dress, she was 7 months pregnant. When the wedding rolled around she wouldn't be any more. The store would only sell her a dress in a size based on her pregnant waist measurement. Obviously it was huge, and naturally the store doesn't do alterations.

IMHO this sort of thing only happens because weddings have now become Broadway shows where every detail has to be perfect and bridal stores encourage that sort of stuff. Additionally, couples put on their own weddings so they don't have a mother there saying "Surely you jest?"

12 calochortus  Thu, Aug 18, 2011 5:33:44pm

re: #9 Alouette

My daughters and daughters-in-law rented their gowns. Why spend all that money on a dress you're only going to wear once? (Yes, I know that people get married more than once, but second and subsequent weddings do not usually involve the white dress)

So you can spend too much having the thing "preserved" for a daughter who wouldn't be caught dead wearing that dated dress at her own wedding.

13 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Aug 18, 2011 8:47:04pm

I bought my dress off-the-rack kfrom the "evening" section in a Department Store. So much easier and CHEAPER. I never understood the whole fairy-tale mind-set of weddings. In the end, all you have is pictures, so spend your money there.

Frankly, all money is green. If a person can pay, it's a legal transaction, IMHO.

14 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Aug 19, 2011 4:42:01am

re: #12 calochortus

So you can spend too much having the thing "preserved" for a daughter who wouldn't be caught dead wearing that dated dress at her own wedding.

I did save my wedding gown, which I made myself (such simpler times we lived in! I had a hippie "do it yourself" backyard wedding). Of course neither one of my daughters would even look at it, and it wasn't their size anyway.

15 calochortus  Fri, Aug 19, 2011 8:36:30am

re: #14 Alouette

I did save my wedding gown, which I made myself (such simpler times we lived in! I had a hippie "do it yourself" backyard wedding). Of course neither one of my daughters would even look at it, and it wasn't their size anyway.

Naturally! I made my dress and gave it to Goodwill after the fact since I suspected (correctly) my daughter wouldn't want it. I also made my daughter's dress (thank heavens she didn't want to have one of those strapless, heavily engineered dresses), which is hanging in the closet waiting for her to decide to give it to Goodwill. :-)


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