TSA: Man hid 7 snakes, 3 tortoises in his pants
TSA discovered the critters when he went through a body scanner.
What, nobody noticed that his clothes were wriggling?
And how in heck does anybody have room in their pants for this sort of thing?
The Transportation Security Administration says a man tried to board a flight from Miami to Brazil with nylon bags filled with exotic snakes and tortoises hidden in his pants.
TSA spokesman Jonathon Allen says the man was stopped after passing through a body scanner at Miami International Airport last Thursday. Security officials spotted the nylon bags filled with seven snakes and three tortoises stuffed inside the man’s pants.