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1 simoom  Sep 19, 2011 12:34:33pm

This reminds me of the sort of apology letter Adelphia, my old cable internet provider, sent to customers to explain a string of huge price hikes. It basically said: “Sorry about raising your rates, but we have to do it because our company’s owner embezzled such an enormous amount of money.” (You know you’re wielding monopoly power when you feel comfortable sending that sort of letter to your customers).

2 palomino  Sep 19, 2011 12:51:19pm

This might have made a little sense if Netflix had more than a mere TEN PERCENT of their titles available for streaming. If you still shopped at Blockbuster and they removed 90% of their DVD’s from the shelves, how often would you go back?

3 goddamnedfrank  Sep 19, 2011 2:27:03pm

Qwikster? Marketing flail dumbshittery, because what the brand really needs right now is balkanization.

4 FemNaziBitch  Sep 19, 2011 6:06:23pm

I got a personalized email.

5 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sep 19, 2011 10:02:23pm

Ticking off your customer base is, usually, a really bad idea.

Booking stateroom on the titanic bad.

Taking a joy ride on the Hindenburg bad.

Water skiing with Fonzi bad.


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