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1 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Oct 5, 2011 3:30:48pm

Pretty boring.

2 Charles Johnson  Oct 5, 2011 3:36:06pm

Bewilderment. Sadness. Denial. All these emotions are not rushing through me.

3 The Awkward Guy  Oct 5, 2011 3:44:52pm

The only thing we’ll be missing out on is the walking punchline that would’ve been her presidential campaign.

4 Lidane  Oct 5, 2011 3:46:13pm

Who will the wingnuts cling to now as their only savior from a Romney nomination?

5 wilburs  Oct 5, 2011 3:52:34pm

A sad day at Comedy Central

6 avanti  Oct 5, 2011 3:56:56pm

Feel the love from her devoted followers:

“I would like to apologize for all of the vanity messages over the years. I apologize for trying to defend and support a person who now appears to have no heart and no courage. I apologize to those who have supported other candidates. I apologize for any attacks on those in the Republican party who didn’t support her.

I have to painfully admit that I was wrong on everything since 2008.

If this is what this woman is really all about, I wouldn’t even hire her to run an ice cream shop. She is not our side and we need to make sure that she knows that in the future. Lets forget all of this (since 2008) ever happened and move on and work together with people who really have a heart and want to save our country.”

7 SpaceJesus  Oct 5, 2011 3:58:01pm

shit. this means less comedy.

8 HappyWarrior  Oct 5, 2011 3:58:13pm

I am not shocked. Where’s the money in actually having to be accountable for the crap you say?

9 Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 5, 2011 4:26:48pm

Translation: My advisers have informed me that I have absolutely no chance of winning so I’m not even going to try.

Also, is it my imagination or is that does that statement have a LOT of good grammar and spelling? This IS Sarah Palin after all.

10 goddamnedfrank  Oct 5, 2011 5:00:41pm

It was as if a million freepers cried out and were suddenly silenced.

11 theheat  Oct 5, 2011 5:04:42pm

I wonder if God answered her prayers with, “Hey, Bachmann and Perry are ahead of you in line with this whole prayer business. Should’a stepped up sooner.”

I’d like to believe Palin would now feel she could FOAD quietly, but that’s just silly.

12 nines09  Oct 5, 2011 5:34:48pm

Translation; The money dried up and I think they’re on to me.

13 Bob Levin  Oct 5, 2011 6:00:00pm

Is she a non-story yet? Pleasepleaseplease.

14 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Oct 5, 2011 6:04:27pm

I accidentally just pasted this whole thing into my “Tasks” list in gmail.

15 Velvet Elvis  Oct 5, 2011 6:05:00pm

So no more Tina Fey on SNL?

16 Lidane  Oct 5, 2011 6:17:52pm

re: #7 SpaceJesus

shit. this means less comedy.

Have you seen the pathetic sideshow that is the GOP presidential race so far? There’s plenty of comedy.

17 sffilk  Oct 6, 2011 5:01:11am

One word:


She was an embarrassment. Come to think of it, she still is.

18 RealityBasedSteve  Oct 6, 2011 7:33:09am

Over on the FreeRepugnant site they are already starting the speculation that “Perhaps somebody powerful has threatened her family so she wouldn’t run” On the otherhand, there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth. I’m sure the sackcloth and ashes are being readied.


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