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1 CuriousLurker  Mon, Oct 24, 2011 1:34:56pm

*snort* He's like a parody of a wingnut. Sheesh.

2 HappyWarrior  Mon, Oct 24, 2011 2:49:30pm

This isn't a satire? Yeah conservatives are so tough that they can't even handle gay people marrying or people eating halal meat.

3 Atlas Fails  Mon, Oct 24, 2011 3:25:40pm

1. Do you live in America?

2. Are you a white, conservative, Evangelical Christian?

3. Do you constantly feel persecuted for your race and/or religious beliefs?

If you answered "yes" to all of the preceding questions, you are the exact opposite of tough. You'd probably lose a fistfight to Pee Wee Herman.

4 Lidane  Mon, Oct 24, 2011 4:53:44pm

Is this real? It's like a bad attempt at writing for The Onion.

5 SpaceJesus  Mon, Oct 24, 2011 4:55:30pm

well, they do have the body fat to live through the inevitable famine

6 The Questionable Timing of a Flea  Mon, Oct 24, 2011 5:05:06pm

So...don't believe in Darwin, do believe in Social Darwin.

7 Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate  Mon, Oct 24, 2011 5:22:44pm

I think this guy is underestimating his 'enemy' and overestimating himself. Not very smart.

8 FreedomMoon  Mon, Oct 24, 2011 5:39:57pm

If Jesus had done his ministry now, in our time circa 2011, I would take great pleasure in seeing him bring down these arrogant, hypocritical, presumptuous, and sycophantic, prideful assholes. He wouldn't really have to change his message, just grab a bullhorn at a tea-party rally and say this is specifically for all of them so there wasn't any confusion as to whom the message was being delivered.

Just imagine the confounded looks on their faces. "But, but I thought it's what you wanted, to have us keep all of the wealth so jobs would eventually trickle down to the millions and millions of unemployed minorities."

9 Ogami Itto  Tue, Oct 25, 2011 4:45:23am

What else can one say in response to "Jack Hectorman's" insightful, lucid post other than WOLVERINES!!!!1!!11

ETA: I feel dirty for having visited that website. God help me.


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