John Randolph for President!
Why? Because it’s really the only way this race could get any more interesting. Randolph was eccentric, which means mostly crazy, but with money. He was brilliant. He was rich and had the right ancestors (in Virginia, William Randolph and Mary Isham were the only right ancestors you had to have, but he was also descended from Pocahontas.)
Okay, so he’s dead, so’s Reagan. He never married, so there’s one less target. He gave a great speech and was good to his dogs.
Yeah, there was the slavery thing, but he freed them in his will and even gave some land in Ohio; he was also one of the founders of a group that tried to send slaves back to Africa. (Didn’t work, but it’s the thought that counts.)
John Randolph for President, because we have just begun to explore the crazy.