Ethan Allen for President!
Look, you want interesting? It doesn’t get any more interesting than Ethan Allen. Furthermore, a minister recorded in his journal back in 1789 that “Ethan Allen died today, and went to hell.”
So, he’s ready for a change of venue by now.
There will be no more pussyfooting with Congress. The Green Mountain Boys do not take crap from anyone, especially if they are from New York. Congress will be too afraid to filibuster.
He’s a man of action, a man of liberty, a man who would furnish us with a lot of really good news stories.
He was a POW. We like that. He’s a farmer. Good there, too.
Okay, he was more than a bit of an egotist, but we’ve had, like, 3 presidents total who weren’t.
I would be surprised if there wasn’t a sex scandal waiting to erupt, maybe a monetary scandal, but the news anchors will love him.
Ethan Allen for President! Because we love tall, handsome, and totally insane.