George S. Patton for President!
History • November 2011 • Views: 756
Okay, so the State of the Union Address will need a 5 second delay and a bleeper. I can live with that. We’ll all watch, won’t we?
You want crazy? We’ll give you crazy with a bullet.
Scandals and soundbites galore!
You say it will take 268 votes to become president? He’ll take the presidency with 134 votes, and in half the time!
Vote for Patton—or else!