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1 Ogami Itto  Sat, Nov 5, 2011 1:02:50pm

As crazy as the rightwing has become I think they'll get even worse if and when Barack Obama is re-elected. I think it'll finally drive them over the deep end: another Oklahoma City-style bombing, an assassination attempt, trumped up impeachment charges, etc.

2 Romantic Heretic  Sat, Nov 5, 2011 1:27:22pm

re: #1 Ogami Itto

That's been my fear for a while also.

3 docproto48  Sat, Nov 5, 2011 1:35:54pm

and if he isn't re-elected things will be

4 nines09  Sat, Nov 5, 2011 1:38:34pm

I bet he watches Fox News. Nonstop. Listens to Rush too. Loves Glen Beck and swears by Hannity. Huffs glue too.

5 dragonfire1981  Sat, Nov 5, 2011 2:09:00pm

re: #3 proto87

and if he isn't re-elected things will be

There will once again be a white guy in the White House and the Right will calm down a bit.

6 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sat, Nov 5, 2011 2:23:09pm

real brilliant example of humanity here

7 CuriousLurker  Sat, Nov 5, 2011 3:24:45pm

That "annihilation of the United States" thing wasn't in my contract when I signed up, I'm sure of it. Where in the hell am I supposed to live if we do that?

First I find out that every time we pray we're cursing Christians & Jews1, then I find out that we're supposed to kill all non-Muslims, and now THIS. I already have work, errands, cooking, laundry, pets, etc.—I can barely find any personal time—and now I'm supposed to fit the annihilation of America into my schedule too? WTF?

That does it, I'm calling headquarters and filing a formal complaint. Those yahoos over at Hive Mind Operations who are in charge of scheduling world domination maneuvers couldn't successfully coordinate the annihilation of a wet paper sack, much less a whole country.


1. "I don't think that many westernized Muslims know when they pray five times a day that they're cursing Christians and Jews five times a day." — Pam Geller, The New York Times, Oct. 8, 2010

8 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Nov 5, 2011 4:17:53pm

re: #3 proto87

and if he isn't re-elected things will be

Same thing, except now they're mad because it's a Mormon in the White House.

9 HappyWarrior  Sat, Nov 5, 2011 6:26:56pm

Who wants to bet this guy has never met a Muslim.

10 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Sun, Nov 6, 2011 1:28:19am

re: #8 SanFranciscoZionist

Same thing, except now they're mad because it's a Mormon in the White House.

THey'll find a reason --

-brown eyes
-wrong sect of Christianity
-too short, too tall
-wears designer jeans
-drives a non-American car
-wrong spouse
-sent kids to wrong school
-from wrong state
-roots for the wrong baseball team

Crazy doesn't need a reason

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