The Herman Cain Song
To the tune of Oh! Susanna
It started with some pizza
and a Presidential run,
Now you’ve got some ladies
trying to spoil all your fun.
What exactly happened,
must have been quite a time,
because lawyers and reporters,
they’re all clogging up the lines.
Oh Poor Herman, what have you done buddy?
You can’t just run away from this, it will come back you see.
Your views on abortion,
they seem like such a joke,
just like your silly statements
on those crazy brothers Koch.
You’re one for catchy slogans,
you love your “9-9-9”
But I’ve got to tell you Herman,
it just won’t work this time.
Oh Poor Herman, what have you done buddy?
You’re out to win the White House on a crazy spending spree.
It was just the other day
I saw you spouting stuff on Fox,
boy you’re crashing faster
than a bunch of Goldline stocks.
But it’s ok dear Herman,
you don’t need to throw a fit,
looks like they still prefer you
to that Mormon weirdo Mitt.
Oh Poor Herman, what have you done buddy?
You better not be banking on a White House Victory.
Oh Poor Herman, what have you done buddy?
Been spending too much time down in the South and drinking Tea.