Pages

Jump to bottom

5 comments

1 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Nov 6, 2011 9:06:20am

Oh boy.

2 nines09  Sun, Nov 6, 2011 9:42:01am

"And in closing, your honor, I would like to just say this. Demons are on trail here, not my client."
Oh boy is right. Next up, the TV told me to kill them all defense.

3 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Nov 6, 2011 11:23:47am

I used to work for a very devout evangelical Christian.

He told hilarious stories about his kid.

On one occasion, having done something really out of line, and being asked why he had done such a thing, the child said, "I think the evil spirit told me to."

To which my boss replied, "Eddie, 'the devil made me do it' is not an acceptable defense in this family."

That was funny.

Thinking 'the devil made me do it' is a defense in court is just sad and frightening.

(This was the same child who was once pursued through Oakland Airport by the National Guard. His childhood was legend.)

4 Velvet Elvis  Sun, Nov 6, 2011 2:36:29pm

If he really was suffering from untreated psychosis it should be taken into consideration.

That said, this is one of the most hideous cases I've ever read about. I remember getting chills when I first heard about it.

5 John Vreeland  Mon, Nov 7, 2011 5:40:23am

Neither the "Devil" nor "Twinkies" are likely to get you off the hook, but being bat-shit crazy will sometimes work. Clearly some of the guilt belongs with the idiots who thought their religious "treatment" was going to help him. You don't blame the lion when the lion tamer gets eaten.

Okay, you do actually execute the lion, but you know what I mean.


This page has been archived.
Comments are closed.

Jump to top

Create a PageThis is the LGF Pages posting bookmarklet. To use it, drag this button to your browser's bookmark bar, and title it 'LGF Pages' (or whatever you like). Then browse to a site you want to post, select some text on the page to use for a quote, click the bookmarklet, and the Pages posting window will appear with the title, text, and any embedded video or audio files already filled in, ready to go.
Or... you can just click this button to open the Pages posting window right away.
Last updated: 2023-04-04 11:11 am PDT
LGF User's Guide RSS Feeds

Help support Little Green Footballs!

Subscribe now for ad-free access!Register and sign in to a free LGF account before subscribing, and your ad-free access will be automatically enabled.

Donate with
PayPal
Cash.app
Recent PagesClick to refresh
Texas County at Center of Border Fight Is Overwhelmed by Migrant Deaths EAGLE PASS, Tex. - The undertaker lighted a cigarette and held it between his latex-gloved fingers as he stood over the bloated body bag lying in the bed of his battered pickup truck. The woman had been fished out ...
Cheechako
Yesterday
Views: 108 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0