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1 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Sat, Nov 12, 2011 10:19:07am

It must be working what with all the drug overdoses and now T.B. showing up in O.W.S. camps. Well either that or their inability to prevent the homeless street addicts from moving in with them has had some very negative side effects. Either way, praise Jesus for smiting those ideological anarchists who want to destroy capitalism!

///...sigh. :(

2 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Nov 12, 2011 10:49:03am

God will make it grow cold in the Northern Hemisphere in answer to their prayers.

3 jaunte  Sat, Nov 12, 2011 10:51:03am

He seems to be active in Earthly politics lately.

Cain: God Convinced Him to Run for President

4 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Nov 12, 2011 10:57:24am

re: #3 jaunte

He seems to be active in Earthly politics lately.

Cain: God Convinced Him to Run for President

Yeah, well, God wanted Michele Bachmann to run, too.

5 jaunte  Sat, Nov 12, 2011 10:57:58am

re: #4 EmmmieG

He's quite a kidder.

6 aagcobb  Sat, Nov 12, 2011 10:58:39am

re: #3 jaunte

He seems to be active in Earthly politics lately.

Cain: God Convinced Him to Run for President

God knew that if Cain ran for President his harassment of women would be exposed. Good thinking, God!

7 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sat, Nov 12, 2011 1:31:07pm
8 JEA62  Sat, Nov 12, 2011 2:44:16pm

Just in case anyone was interested in all of those Bible quotes, they're a bit of a mishmash.

1 Samuel 22
 1 David therefore departed from there and escaped to the cave of Adullam. So when his brothers and all his father’s house heard it, they went down there to him. 2 And everyone who was in distress, everyone who was in debt, and everyone who was discontented gathered to him. So he became captain over them. And there were about four hundred men with him.

2 Chronicles 15:4-7
But when they in their trouble did turn unto the LORD God of Israel, and sought him, he was found of them.
15:5  And in those times there was no peace to him that went out, nor to him that came in, but great vexations were upon all the inhabitants of the countries.
15:6  And nation was destroyed of nation, and city of city: for God did vex them with all adversity.
15:7  Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

Psalms 18: 40-50
40 You made my enemies turn their backs in flight, and I destroyed my foes. 41 They cried for help, but there was no one to save them-- to the LORD, but he did not answer. 42 I beat them as fine as dust borne on the wind; I poured them out like mud in the streets. 43 You have delivered me from the attacks of the people; you have made me the head of nations; people I did not know are subject to me. 44 As soon as they hear me, they obey me; foreigners cringe before me. 45 They all lose heart; they come trembling from their strongholds. 46 The LORD lives! Praise be to my Rock! Exalted be God my Savior! 47 He is the God who avenges me, who subdues nations under me, 48 who saves me from my enemies. You exalted me above my foes; from violent men you rescued me. 49 Therefore I will praise you among the nations, O LORD; I will sing praises to your name. 50 He gives his king great victories; he shows unfailing kindness to his anointed, to David and his descendants forever.

Isaiah 42: 14-18
I have long time holden my peace; I have been still, and refrained myself: now will I cry like a travailing woman; I will destroy and devour at once. I will make waste mountains and hills, and dry up all their herbs; and I will make the rivers islands, and I will dry up the pools. And I will bring the blind by a way that they knew not; I will lead them in paths that they have not known: I will make darkness light before them, and crooked things straight. These things will I do unto them, and not forsake them. They shall be turned back, they shall be greatly ashamed, that trust in graven images, that say to the molten images, Ye are our gods. Hear, ye deaf; and look, ye blind, that ye may see.

Luke 19:39-40
Some of the Pharisees in the crowd said to Him, “Teacher, rebuke Your disciples.” But Jesus answered, “I tell you, if these become silent, the stones will cry out.”

Romans 8: 15-16
The Spirit you received does not make you slaves, so that you live in fear again; rather, the Spirit you received brought about your adoption to sonship. And by him we cry, “Abba, Father.” 16 The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God’s children.

Romans 10:20 
And Isaiah boldly says, "I was found by those who did not seek me; I revealed myself to those who did not ask for me."

9 sffilk  Sat, Nov 12, 2011 3:35:53pm

How utterly Christian of them!

NOT!!!!!!

10 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, Nov 13, 2011 3:20:45am

Portland reports no sign of God anywhere

11 HappyWarrior  Sun, Nov 13, 2011 8:39:50am

Really lame but that's the religious right.


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