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1 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 7:54:26am

Food product? Sure have some for breakfast. Let me know what ya think.
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Maybe I mentioned this but the defensive mace/pepper spray we can buy is a tenth the strength of what L.E. uses. A tenth! That stuff the cops carry is really incredibly strong.

2 122 Year Old Obama  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 8:03:23am

Watching Fox News does not make you less informed. Watching Fox News makes you stupid.

3 dragonfire1981  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 8:14:50am

That’s right Megyn and you can put road salt on your French fries too.

4 elizajane  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 8:38:53am

A comment at Gawker:

Megyn Kelly on fire hoses: “It’s a sports beverage, essentially!”
Megyn Kelly on police dogs: “It’s a family pet, essentially!”
Megyn Kelly on tasers: “It’s static cling, essentially!”
Megyn Kelly on rubber bullets: “It’s a pencil eraser, essentially!”
Megyn Kelly on hand grenades: “It’s a Fourth of July firework, essentially! God bless America.”

5 RanchTooth  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 8:39:08am

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Pepper Spray!(TM)

6 calochortus  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 8:40:27am

So, if I don’t consider peppers to be a food product, does that mean they can’t spray me with it? Hot pepper “tea” does make a good deer repellent in the garden.

7 Joanne  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 8:52:05am

re: #4 elizajane

A comment at Gawker:

Megyn Kelly on fire hoses: “It’s a sports beverage, essentially!”
Megyn Kelly on police dogs: “It’s a family pet, essentially!”
Megyn Kelly on tasers: “It’s static cling, essentially!”
Megyn Kelly on rubber bullets: “It’s a pencil eraser, essentially!”
Megyn Kelly on hand grenades: “It’s a Fourth of July firework, essentially! God bless America.”

Those are some fine tweets, right there. #MegynKellyOn

8 iossarian  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 9:03:02am

What an idiot.

I see that she’s right back to mouth-breathing, after her temporary enlightenment over maternity rights (brought on by her own impending motherhood, naturellement).

9 SpaceJesus  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 10:53:43am

pepper goes in spray comes out. YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT

10 mr.fusion  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 11:38:05am

Thought this chart puts it in perspective (from thedailydish)

Image: peppers.jpg

11 HappyWarrior  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 12:18:09pm

That’s why people carry pepper spray, Megyn not to protect themselves from attack but to add to their meals. Seriously Fox is such a pathetic joke of a news network.

12 Velvet Elvis  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 12:26:18pm

Dave’s Insanity Sauce is a food product. That doesn’t mean I want it sprayed in my face.

13 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 12:44:37pm

I can’t wait to see how stupid Fox News is in 15 years


They probably won’t even be speaking english by that point

14 Lidane  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 1:04:39pm

re: #12 Conservative Moonbat

Dave’s Insanity Sauce is a food product. That doesn’t mean I want it sprayed in my face.

Why do you hate America?

15 RadicalModerate  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 1:21:35pm

re: #12 Conservative Moonbat

Dave’s Insanity Sauce is a food product. That doesn’t mean I want it sprayed in my face.

On a semi-related note, I think that there should be a sign posted at restaurants specializing in hot wings:

“Customers, please wash hands BEFORE using our restroom facilities”.

16 nines09  Tue, Nov 22, 2011 3:27:33pm

I guess I’ll order some wings and have a cop spray it. Morons.


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