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1 Lidane  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 10:21:13am

If there IS a mythical sky father out there, I'm pretty sure he has more important things to think about than what political party someone votes for.

2 Sionainn  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 10:21:26am

Rantings of a lunatic. I hope no one takes her seriously.

3 nines09  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 10:49:33am
4 CuriousLurker  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 11:25:37am

re: #2 Sionainn

Rantings of a lunatic. I hope no one takes her seriously.

Wishful thinking...

5 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 11:55:21am

Why was Japan 'the perfect storm', as opposed to Katrina, or, OH SAY, the Christmas Day Tsunami? Or is 'the perfect storm' the one that happens in the year with the 'perfect storm' gematria, no matter its actual relative importance in the world?

6 Sheila Broflovski  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 12:22:44pm
In the dark hours before dawn, the youth begin to collect. The ground that was dry before now sparkles as far as the eye can see.

Sounds like the "Twilight" vampire movies.

7 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 12:27:46pm
The Apostolic Council of Prophetic Elders

With a name like that, there's absolutely no way they're a bunch of self-important nutcases.

8 theheat  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 12:38:45pm

I double dog dare her God to mess me up. C'mon. Right here, right now. Do it, already. //

Crazy fundie is crazy, and so is anyone who listens to that kind of shit and believes a word of it.

9 Amory Blaine  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 12:44:27pm

These conservatives cling to their superiority complex like a god.

10 aagcobb  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 12:53:21pm

Is shaken nation syndrome like shaken baby syndrome?

11 SpaceJesus  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 12:55:35pm

Invisible army gonna take away all the gay with a bunch of shaking

12 SpaceJesus  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 1:01:01pm
Europe is going to shake,shake,shake

[Link: m.youtube.com...]

13 Bulworth  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 1:40:43pm
Many prophets around the world believe that the United States must make a major shift toward reformation in 2012 and that it will be a “do-or-die” year for the country to be re-established on the course of becoming the “city set on a hill” envisioned by our Founders.

Again?! I thought 2004 was the do or die year. And 2008. And 2000. And 1996. And...

14 Jimmi the Grey  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 2:31:51pm

Everytime I hear something like this the warning about false prophets from the Revelation of St John immediately springs to mind...

15 Kragar  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 2:32:56pm

re: #12 SpaceJesus

[Link: m.youtube.com...]

Shake like this?

16 MittDoesNotCompute  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 2:46:30pm

re: #5 SanFranciscoZionist

Why was Japan 'the perfect storm', as opposed to Katrina, or, OH SAY, the Christmas Day Tsunami? Or is 'the perfect storm' the one that happens in the year with the 'perfect storm' gematria, no matter its actual relative importance in the world?

I'll bet one reason why they brought up the Japanese tsunami and the following catastrophe is because Shintoism, not Christianity, is the dominant religion in Japan. These nutjobs don't give two shits about what happens to people halfway across the world, especially if they pray to the wrong god/s, except to use them as an example of what happens to non-believers.

G-d had to show those godless heathens what for, right?

17 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 3:02:30pm

This reads like a fucking D&D game

18 Joanne  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 4:27:39pm
Many pastors will throw off the bondages of political correctness and find their voice. Preachers will thunder from the pulpits and not compromise scripture.

You may not compromise scripture but I'm betting you're not willing to compromise your tax exempt status. Which would be fine and dandy with me. If you want to actively participate in government start by paying your taxes!

19 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 5:37:52pm

re: #16 talon_262

I'll bet one reason why they brought up the Japanese tsunami and the following catastrophe is because Shintoism, not Christianity, is the dominant religion in Japan. These nutjobs don't give two shits about what happens to people halfway across the world, especially if they pray to the wrong god/s, except to use them as an example of what happens to non-believers.

G-d had to show those godless heathens what for, right?

Makes sense, but the 2004 tsunami mostly hit non-Christians, and it was a lot more devastating.

20 Achilles Tang  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 6:05:19pm
Apostolic Council of Prophetic Elders

LMAO Thinking beings call themselves this?

21 Off Colfax  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 7:58:59pm

re: #17 WindUpBird

This reads like a fucking D&D game

I was thinking more of a World of Darkness campaign.

22 wheat-dogg  Tue, Jan 10, 2012 8:10:44pm

Shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty
Shake your booty

-- A prophetic song about the coming disaster in Europe. The booty part obviously refers to Italy. It's all becoming clear to me now.

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