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1 jaunte  Wed, Feb 15, 2012 6:18:55pm
Norris has promised that if he were elected President he would “tattoo an American flag on the forehead of every atheist”, so that their secret powers are destroyed and it would be hard for them to work undercover in government etc.

Bizarro World Freedom Fighter!

2 HappyWarrior  Wed, Feb 15, 2012 6:27:25pm

Norris is a fucking nut.

3 JEA62  Wed, Feb 15, 2012 6:28:46pm

You left out the part about him being a sh-tty actor.

4 nines09  Wed, Feb 15, 2012 6:51:29pm

One too many kicks to the head. He's gone as gone can be.

5 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Feb 15, 2012 7:37:14pm

I am not an atheist (anymore) but I am a former RINO who quit the GOP because it was, frankly, controlled by crazy people. As such, I am part of this nefarious conspiracy Chuck tries to expose. Somehow, though, I have not even managed to get rid of my own guns and Bibles, let alone anyone else's.

6 Eclectic Infidel  Wed, Feb 15, 2012 9:22:06pm

Now that's a great blog. Thank you.

7 What, me worry?  Thu, Feb 16, 2012 9:17:41am

When these idiots go off on how badly Christians are being treated in the U.S., it makes me want to scream. Christianity is far from being threatened. Churches are granted tax free status. They have billions. How dare they whine about oppression!

I think we need to dump Norris and his fists of steel into Cairo, or Saudi Arabia, or Sudan, or Nigeria. How about Iran or Syria where they're gunning them down.

Arrghhh....


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