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1 researchok  Mar 5, 2012 11:08:29am

Sometimes I wonder if Pat Robertson really understand what it is to be a believer.

2 JEA62  Mar 5, 2012 11:51:57am

Why does this attitude surprise anyone? The far right Christianist cult in this country believes if anything bad happens to you, you lack faith. Unfortunately they keep skipping the Gospel verse where Jesus says “the rain falls on the just and the unjust.”

3 SpaceJesus  Mar 5, 2012 12:03:53pm

what can pat robertson be stopped with

4 b_sharp  Mar 5, 2012 12:03:59pm

Pat Robertson is an incredibly confused person. I think he needs help.

5 b_sharp  Mar 5, 2012 12:04:23pm

re: #3 SpaceJesus

what can pat robertson be stopped with

What?

6 Spocomptonite  Mar 5, 2012 12:23:53pm

Midwest: Tornadoes
East Coast/Gulf Coast: Hurricanes
West Coast: Earthquakes/Volcanoes
Northern/Mountain U.S.: Snowstorms/Blizzards/Avalanches
Coastal U.S.: Tsunamis
Most of the U.S.: Yellowstone Supervolcano
Virtually anywhere in the U.S.: Floods
Planet Earth: Asteroids/Gamma Ray bursts

Where should we build our houses if disasters can happen anywhere, Mr. Robertson

7 Bob Dillon  Mar 5, 2012 12:45:33pm

I’ve been praying regularly to hit the lottery for decades. I’m not greedy I just want to hit it once. Hell I’d settle even for a small jackpot. What am I doing wrong Pat? How can I increase my effectiveness?

8 Drive By Commenter  Mar 5, 2012 12:57:53pm

Sometimes Pat Robertson just leaves me speechless.

9 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mar 5, 2012 1:36:35pm

God expects that we have the foresight to plan for natural disasters and the compassion to help those hit by natural disasters. That last part, if you read your NT correctly, is pretty much a commandment.

10 CuriousLurker  Mar 5, 2012 1:41:34pm

Trust in God, but tie your camel.

11 calochortus  Mar 5, 2012 5:00:11pm

I take it Pat Roberson’s god needs to have a lot of people pray for something. What ever happened to John 14:13 “Whatever you ask in My name, that will I do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son.” I fail to see the part about “if enough people ask”….
Perhaps Pat needs to do the praying, personally.

12 The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 5, 2012 5:31:54pm

re: #11 calochortus

I take it Pat Roberson’s god needs to have a lot of people pray for something. What ever happened to John 14:13 “Whatever you ask in My name, that will I do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son.” I fail to see the part about “if enough people ask”…
Perhaps Pat needs to do the praying, personally.

God has bestowed upon Pat an incredible power to draw bulls-eyes around bullet holes with 100% accuracy.


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