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1 HappyWarrior  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 6:12:07am

His comparison of women to livestock is pretty fucked up.

2 Lidane  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 6:52:07am

re: #1 HappyWarrior

His comparison of women to livestock is pretty fucked up.

His comparison of women to livestock sums up the fanatical anti-abortion view of women perfectly. It's fucked up, but not surprising at all.

3 Atlas Fails  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 7:05:52am

Words fail me. That little anecdote about the "salt of the earth" chicken guy was a serious WTF moment. But not as WTF as comparing women to livestock and forcing them to carry dead fetuses. The funny thing is, I'm actually in favor of banning late-term abortions (with exceptions for extreme cases), but I am NOT in favor of this kind of blatant misogyny.

4 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 7:06:26am
You tell those folks down there when they quit killing babies, they can have every chicken I’ve got.

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!

Chickens!

5 Joanne  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 7:37:51am

re: #4 Pope Ron Polyp XXXVII

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!

Chickens!

How do we get healthcare without chickens?

6 Romantic Heretic  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 7:44:16am

re: #4 Pope Ron Polyp XXXVII

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!

Chickens!

It means he'll give me a chicken and I'll use it to demonstrate what it's like to carry a dead baby inside your body by shoving it up his rectum.

7 wrenchwench  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 9:02:59am

He has empathy for animals. Women, not so much.

8 Tigger2005  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 9:28:05am

re: #4 Pope Ron Polyp XXXVII

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!

Chickens!

Well, see, "salt of the earth" people love to pit chickens against each other in bloody painful fights in which they are maimed and killed and God is all cool with that, in fact God comes to these chicken fights personally and blesses them and even puts down bets. It's the way the world is because of sin, pain and blood you see, even childbirth is like that because of sin, but chicken fighting is still acceptable, see, because animals are just property and it's OK to do anything you want with them, and it seems women are property too because the Bible says so, but every human sperm and egg is sacred, so what this salt of the earth young man is saying is that if they will just stop killing fetuses that have no chance to live, he will stop killing chickens for sport and will give them to those squeamish tree-hugging liberals who are for animal rights and against chicken fighting but for baby-killing to keep as pets.

Got it?

9 theheat  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 2:03:37pm

.re: #8 Tigger2005

Salt of the earth = fundie. There's really nothing much about them to like. And being far from harmless and minding their own business, they support whack legislation like this that negatively impacts everyone else.

10 Romantic Heretic  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 2:09:36pm

"Salt of the earth" Makes me think of this scene from Blazing Saddles.

11 SpaceJesus  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 2:47:30pm

what in the fuck

12 SpaceJesus  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 2:55:10pm

something is the matter with the south

13 Romantic Heretic  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 7:43:10pm

re: #4 Pope Ron Polyp XXXVII

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!

Chickens!

My wife's first thought on reading this was, "It means he's gay."

14 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 7:51:26pm

re: #11 SpaceJesus

what in the fuck

Yeah, that seems to cover it. This is a stupid, ill-considered, and dangerous bill.

15 Lidane  Sat, Mar 10, 2012 10:26:43pm

re: #14 Dark_Falcon

Yeah, that seems to cover it. This is a stupid, ill-considered, and dangerous bill.

Stupid, ill-considered, and dangerous is putting it mildly. It's misogynistic, hateful, and offensive on every level.


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