What If Fox News Had Been Around In The 60's?

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What If Fox News Had Been Around In The 60’s?

Inspired by Lou Dobbs Complaints about 'The Lorax'

By ausador

Humor • March 2012 • Views: 4,226

Hmm…I wonder what they would have thought about other childrens shows?

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5 comments

EiMitch Sat, Mar 10, 2012 3:34:06pm

You'd better hope Fox never finds out about this satire. If they do, they'll have every talking meat-head on their network whining about how you're a god-hating, feminazi, socialist radical who maligned them all as racists and bigots. After which they'll go back to promoting birthers, anti-muslim nuts, anti-immigration zealots, sex-fearing anti-contraceptive nuts, gay-bashing nuts...

HappyWarrior Sat, Mar 10, 2012 9:03:44pm

Probably.

The Ghost of a Flea Sat, Mar 10, 2012 9:27:23pm

If Fox had been around in the 60s, then everything the Civil Rights leaders did would be scare-mongered by citing their intellectual ties to known socialist and anti-colonialist Mohandas Gandhi.

For that matter, 60s Fox would just be JBS material read in a newscaster format.

mr.fusion Sun, Mar 11, 2012 7:30:08am

I can tell you one guy they would have been painting as an evil Marxist, Socialist, (probable) Muslim but somehow still secular. And definitely anti-American. Martin Luther King Jr

all it democracy, or call it democratic socialism, but there must be a better distribution of wealth within this country for all God’s children.

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Many of the ugly pages of American history have been obscured and forgotten. A society is always eager to cover misdeeds with a cloak of forgetfulness, but no society can fully repress an ugly past when the ravages persist into the present. America owes a debt of justice which it has only begun to pay

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I must admit that I have gone through those moments when I was greatly disappointed with the church and what it has done in this period of social change. We must face the fact that in America, the church is still the most segregated major institution in America.

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On Supreme Court decision on school prayer: I endorse it. I think it was correct. Contrary to what many have said, it sought to outlaw neither prayer nor belief in god. In a pluralistic society such as ours, who is to determine what prayer shall be spoken and by whom? Legally, constitutionally or otherwise, the state certainly has no such right.

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If a city has a 30% Negro population, then it is logical to assume that Negroes should have at least 30% of the jobs in any particular company, and jobs in all categories rather than only in menial areas.

dragonath Sun, Mar 11, 2012 8:36:36am

Ya know, for all the talk about how Goldwater was sort of a founding father of the mighty "modern conservative movement", I think they came out on the wrong side of history anyway. The good things that came out of the 60s are going to leave a larger legacy, in the long run.

The muppets already owned FOX earlier this year, which is just another step for Jim Henson World Domination :D

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