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1 wrenchwench  Tue, Mar 13, 2012 3:39:56pm

Oh, man, that's so much better than my take on it!

If we could harness the power of the crappy ideas coming out of the state of Arizona, we could probably power a rocket ship to the moon, where there are no Mexicans or fertile wombs and everyone can be free to be as mean a cranky asshole as they want at all times!

I hate to even select an excerpt, the whole thing is so good.

If only I could blog all day and not have to fix crappy bikes, maybe I could be that good!

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2 nines09  Tue, Mar 13, 2012 3:56:31pm

How much self loathing can one party have?

3 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Mar 13, 2012 4:15:36pm

War on women is right.

4 SpaceJesus  Tue, Mar 13, 2012 4:16:42pm

"Ah, yes, the Soviet Union. The sort of place where a woman might think about getting birth control through an insurance plan to which she contributes premiums without having to show her boss her prescription in order to prove that she wasn’t using it to not get pregnant. The Soviet Union. A hellscape where women don’t run the risk of losing their jobs over their sexual practices. What a horrible, awful place where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight. The nightmare of unwilling motherhood evaded is a constant spectre in The Motherland."

flippin fantastic, jez

5 Sionainn  Tue, Mar 13, 2012 4:32:07pm

Holy shit! That's a whole lot of crazy!

6 shutdown  Tue, Mar 13, 2012 4:33:37pm

I am so far beyond being surprised by anything coming out of the GOP these days, that anything short of Bryan Fisher standing on his head and shitting Ron Paul campaign buttons barely registers any more.

7 Lidane  Tue, Mar 13, 2012 4:36:54pm

re: #5 Sionainn

Holy shit! That's a whole lot of crazy!

Sadly, these days it's par for the course.

I'm amazed that any woman can vote for the GOP. You really have to hate yourself to put taxes or some other issue over a woman's autonomy and right to decide her own health care.

8 shutdown  Tue, Mar 13, 2012 4:40:28pm

re: #7 Lidane

Sadly, these days it's par for the course.

I'm amazed that any woman can vote for the GOP. You really have to hate yourself to put taxes or some other issue over a woman's autonomy and right to decide her own health care.

There was a woman from Alabama being interviewed briefly on NPR today. She was pretty clear on the need to bring Gd all the way into American politics and daily life, because that's why this nation was founded.

There are a lot of people who believe that man's dominion over woman is a divine precept going back to the original sin. No amount of education, science or enlightenment is going to ever be able to help them.

9 Jolo5309  Tue, Mar 13, 2012 4:47:32pm

My theory on all these contraception plans is that if an unmarried woman is having sex without fear of pregnancy, how is she being punished?

Sure, it is fine for boys to sow their wild oats, but only bad girls have sex outside of marriage.

10 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Tue, Mar 13, 2012 5:10:38pm

I recommend reading "Princess: A True Story of Life Behind the Veil in Saudi Arabia by Jean Sasson" to get an idea of what life for women would be like here if the religious fanatics ever manage to get their way.

11 Sophia77  Tue, Mar 13, 2012 6:11:34pm

OK, things are officially insane now.

"Freedom!" and "We are not the Soviet Union!"

And that's why we need this law? Oh help.

12 EiMitch  Tue, Mar 13, 2012 6:35:19pm

To wingnuts, "freedom" mean "getting things our way." Thats why they see no irony in taking away other people's rights and calling it freedom.

13 calochortus  Tue, Mar 13, 2012 6:45:35pm

Oh look, yet another reason not to go anywhere near Arizona (rolls eyes.)

14 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, Mar 13, 2012 7:02:08pm

Direct to Arizona Legislation Page:

I didn't see anything about Men being prescribed Viagra submitting their marriage license.


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