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1 Sionainn  Mon, Mar 19, 2012 1:20:45pm

Hey, wait, I thought God knew everything already. //

2 SpaceJesus  Mon, Mar 19, 2012 1:33:42pm

and i will cross examine your ass

3 aagcobb  Mon, Mar 19, 2012 1:45:58pm

You can tell how much he relishes the thought of his enemies being consigned to eternal torture. Asshole.

4 William Barnett-Lewis  Mon, Mar 19, 2012 2:04:58pm

I’m sure he will testify. Then when Christ Jesus stops laughing and gets up off of the floor, he’ll drop kick Mr Terry into the pit.

5 HappyWarrior  Mon, Mar 19, 2012 2:42:04pm

Well Randall there’s a long line of people ready to testify that you’re an asshole.

6 Romantic Heretic  Mon, Mar 19, 2012 2:43:50pm

I’m thinking that he’ll be unpleasantly surprised about who gets to spend the rest of eternity in Hell.

7 Achilles Tang  Mon, Mar 19, 2012 2:54:24pm

I was an atheist long before I knew such people as him, or such views existed, but I probably would become one today regardless of the theoretical aspects of gods, just knowing how nasty their followers can be.

8 thecommodore  Mon, Mar 19, 2012 3:11:53pm

After watching this a few times, this is really starting to scream “gay,” especially at the beginning.

Then it’s just plain nuts!

9 Blue Point  Mon, Mar 19, 2012 6:30:08pm

As much as the flag draped bigots and racists have turned my eye to suspicion at every Star Spangled ad, and Family Values just doesn’t seem to be my family’s, well, values, these self anointed purveyors of Gods will has me looking at folks with fish symbols and prayer stickers on their cars in a whole new light. They dirty up the actual nice folks who care. Shame. But no one calls them out on it. Now go away from my door, I do not contribute to a prayer group. Or a church. Or you with the flag shirt. Leave. Next time will be considered trespass. Tell the others I’m a crank. I used to think “what’s wrong with a little prayer?” Now I know. You taught me. Goodbye.


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