ABC News

“‘I’m not going to go in and shove a swastika in their face,’ he said. ‘I use a very careful and objective approach. There might be some congressmen who crumple up the paper and some who say ‘this is interesting.”

The newly minted lobbyist said he won’t use derogatory language and was open to working with all members of Congress.

‘If they don’t hold my politics against me,’ he said, ‘I won’t hold anything against them.’”

I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit.