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1 Romantic Heretic  Sat, Apr 14, 2012 6:20:33am

Whirrrr! Click! Does not compute!

2 CuriousLurker  Sat, Apr 14, 2012 8:45:15am

Okay, ice, I've gotta ask: Where in the heck did the name Millicent Islam come from? Is she like Militant Islam's second cousin once removed on his crazy uncle Mahmud's side of the family? ;)

3 Joanne  Sat, Apr 14, 2012 9:17:42am

Wow. Flashdance is alive in TN.

4 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Sat, Apr 14, 2012 10:49:45am

re: #3 Joanne (JustJay)

Wow. Flashdance is alive in TN.

Dammit you beat me to it...

When I read the headline of the page the first thought that popped into my head was...

Yeah first come hand holding, then dancing together, then next thing you know your an unwed single mother...

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5 docproto48  Sat, Apr 14, 2012 11:23:53am

what about looking and giggling?
We can solve that by covering the girls from head to toe and sending them to school with their brother
(an amendment to the next anti sharia law bill)

6 The Left  Sat, Apr 14, 2012 12:07:42pm

re: #2 CuriousLurker

Okay, ice, I've gotta ask: Where in the heck did the name Millicent Islam come from? Is she like Militant Islam's second cousin once removed on his crazy uncle Mahmud's side of the family? ;)

Hey CL! It comes from mishearing Christopher Hitchens as saying "Millicent Islam" instead of "militant Islam". Hoped it would amuse.

7 MittDoesNotCompute  Sat, Apr 14, 2012 12:18:06pm

As a Tennessean, this bill (and other boneheaded bills promulgated/passed lately) flummoxes me something fierce.

There are not enough facepalms in the universe for this shit.

8 dragonfire1981  Sat, Apr 14, 2012 12:46:23pm

It's funny how wingnuts freak out about sharia but in the meantime they go and do shit like this.

9 nines09  Sat, Apr 14, 2012 1:27:26pm

Pardon me. I must go slam my head into a wall. After I wake up I'll look for legislation on the evils of music I'm sure they are writing. Insane.

10 researchok  Sat, Apr 14, 2012 2:02:44pm

There are no reported cases of pregnancy as a result of hand holding.

Not even from those who promise to remain chaste until marriage.

What the hell is wrong with these people?

11 Kruk  Sat, Apr 14, 2012 2:33:02pm

If any (TV watching, movie going, net surfing) teenager in Tennesse didn't know that hand-holding and kissing could eventually lead to sex, they sure do now...

Also, a 'warning' is along the lines of 'you'll go blind', not 'you'll get laid'.

Seriously, these people don't undertand either kids or the modern world, do they?

12 Romantic Heretic  Sat, Apr 14, 2012 8:05:50pm

They don't need to understand kids as kids are property, and they don't want to understand the modern world.

13 GM_Yitzhak  Sun, Apr 15, 2012 1:58:24am

I just read the bill in its entirety (it's only a few pages long) and I didn't find any specific mention of hand-holding or kissing. The bill just states:

“Gateway sexual activity” means sexual contact encouraging an
individual to engage in a non-abstinent behavior.

The bill is utterly idiotic, but it seems a bit of a stretch to claim that applying this definition to hand-holding would actually hold up to legal scrutiny. Seems more reasonably (and i use the term loosely) applied to heavy petting, oral sex, a woman improperly wearing her hijab I mean uhh...scratch that last one. Despite the fantasies of the moral zealots this isn't Saudi Arabia. At least not yet.

14 HappyWarrior  Sun, Apr 15, 2012 2:09:20pm

Hand-holding? Really Tennessee, really?


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