Woman Impregnated at Motorhead Concert Seeks Father on Craigslist - Technolog on msnbc.com
If you’re a dude with a red Mohawk who recently got lucky at a Motörhead/Megadeth concert in the bathroom at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago — or if you know a dude who matches such a description — you totally need to keep checking the Missed Connections section on Craigslist. The woman with whom you had an encounter has something that was left behind.
“Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom),” reads the anonymous post that was live through Thursday:
Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.
The poster then goes on to describe in detail the passionate encounter — the NSFW reproduction you can find here via the Fuse website, which initially spotted the post. Suffice it to say, the couple did not qualify to post their encounter on the Where Did You Wear It? - Planned Parenthood’s Foursquare-of-condom-use website. So …
Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.
Rather than judging this young woman — and you know you are, jerk — let’s help her out. Consider the near impossible odds of the Craigslist Missed Connections for reconnecting with any random encounter.
Take you, for example. The hottie you stared at a little too long at Starbucks this morning is not looking for you. Of that you can be 99. 9 percent sure.