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1 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Apr 17, 2012 7:58:12pm

Is it too much to ask that Zombie Reagan rise from his tomb as a Revenant Zombie, brought back to to devour these two loony wingnuts?

/I'm kidding, but their rant is so brain dead it sickens me.

2 SpaceJesus  Tue, Apr 17, 2012 8:05:05pm

lol don't confuse my space lasers with anything useful to you mr. dobson

3 Achilles Tang  Tue, Apr 17, 2012 8:08:58pm

It doesn't however surprise me that Reagan didn't know what lasers were, or how they worked. he was, after all, a Republican.

4 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Tue, Apr 17, 2012 8:13:50pm

re: #3 Flame Fin Tomini Tang

It doesn't however surprise me that Reagan didn't know what lasers were, or how they worked. he was, after all, a Republican.

Not fair, the Alzheimers was not that advanced yet at that point in his presidency. Reagan was a pretty sharp cookie, besides he had already done at least half a dozen hollywood "B" movies that had "Lazers" in them so he probably had a fair idea of what they were already...

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5 dragonath  Tue, Apr 17, 2012 8:58:01pm

The Gospel of Reagan: Wherein Jesus rides a dinosaur from orbit and shoots lasers from his eyes

6 Amory Blaine  Wed, Apr 18, 2012 3:27:37am
Dobson: The scripture says ‘the shields of the earth belong to the Lord’ and if He removes that shield there is just simply nothing to save us, James is that the essence of what you were getting at here?

Couldn't the "shields" scripture referred to here be the atmosphere?

7 nines09  Wed, Apr 18, 2012 3:58:15am

Sound like blackmail. Plain and simple blackmail to dupe the rubes and "true" believers. Beware the man who says "God" talks to him. Remind him that he also said the devil "talks" to people too, and did he check his ID? I guess they also want you to send money to either of these two. "Gods" will and all.

8 Bulworth  Wed, Apr 18, 2012 8:52:08am

I have an image in my mind of Reagan thinking to himself, "Who the hell is this guy and how did he get on Air Force One?"

9 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Wed, Apr 18, 2012 11:01:35am

re: #5 Beware the Green Dragon!

The Gospel of Reagan: Wherein Jesus rides a dinosaur from orbit and shoots lasers from his eyes

You mean kinda like this?...

Image: 1209421267938_jpg_5Broflposters_com.jpg

10 renata39.5  Wed, Apr 18, 2012 11:51:40am

re: #6 Amory Blaine

I'm pretty sure that would be the metaphor here.

I have a great dislike for this "all good ideas are really found veiled in scripture" idea. An idea is either good or bad. If it's good, it's good on its own merit. Likewise, if it fails. Prooftexting and creating bizarre interpretations of metaphors in the Bible are insanely irritating. And then I think about the disingenuous nature of this kind of story, and that just makes me angry and sad. Some people need to quit paying so much attention to creating their own interpretation of metaphors in order to impress a waiting audience and pay more attention to non-metaphorical verses like, "Don't lie." But there's more power to be gained in creatively "proving" that the Bible has something to say about lasers and Ronald Reagan's defense plans.


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