Wow…I recognize most of the websites that she got that shit from, I have seen/heard all of it before. BTW if licking another persons anus (hetero sex in my case) actually gave you sepsis and caused you to die within half an hour I would have died about thirty years ago you wrinkled old lunatic nutbag.
With those purported death rates, it is amazing there are any gays left. Or, considering that these practices are hardly limited to the gay community, it is also surprising that there are any straights left either.
I just got word that CBPL is featured in a video on YouTube, and that articles are appearing online about her command performance at last week’s city council hearing, such as this one in the Huntington Post! I always wondered if these bizarre flyers would find an audience, and it appears that’s about to happen.
For folks finding this blog for the first time, a quick introduction might be in order. I don’t know this person, but I must admit to being fascinated by her many flyers, which she posts all over Lincoln, NE on an almost daily basis. Obviously she has some kind of mental problem—reading even a few of these flyers is enough to establish that. Keeping that in mind, this site isn’t intended to make fun of her on a personal level. I’m just interested in the bizarre internal logic of her flyers. They form a weird “art brut” kind of narrative when viewed as a body of work. Obviously I don’t agree with any of her ideologies, either. But here they are. Before today, this blog had a very small number of readers who probably share my fascination with her work as a kind of alternate reality with its own internal logic. I view her writing as a kind of Tea Party-infused contemporary manifestation of an alternate worldview in the spirit of Georges Bataille’s “Accursed Share,”or perhaps more to CBPL’s chagrin, his “Solar Anus.”
Read a few of the flyers, and I’m sure you’ll agree that she has some kind of mental illness that isn’t being treated. Keeping that in mind, I hope that folks can go relatively easy on her. She’s not a calculating political operative—she needs help herself.
She appears to have a pretty massive body of work (flyers / newsletters titled “Paradise On Earth”).
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