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1 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, May 15, 2012 11:22:35am

I propose an immediate humanitarian grant to Turkey to expand their biology classes to include ornithology, or at least a day to explain that birds have adaptations that reflect how they survive.

For example, the beaks of eagles are designed to rip meat off of dead animals. The beaks of ducks are designed to strain pond water.

Fancy that.

Eagles' feet are talons that can grab a salmon from the water. Ducks have webbed feet for paddling around a pond.

Paranoia is often a reflection of your own feelings. You hate someone and plot against them, so you assume they hate you and plot against you.

2 EiMitch  Tue, May 15, 2012 11:26:56am

Large nostrils prove that an animal has an espionage purposed device implanted? How naive of me to that actually finding such a device would be the clincher.

Bad craziness in Turkey. Whodathunkit?

3 Simply Sarah  Tue, May 15, 2012 11:33:19am

To me, the real question is: If this was supposed to be some super secret spying avian for Israel (I have no idea how that would actually be expected to work), why the hell would they put their name on it?

4 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, May 15, 2012 11:47:06am

re: #3 Simply Sarah

To me, the real question is: If this was supposed to be some super secret spying avian for Israel (I have no idea how that would actually be expected to work), why the hell would they put their name on it?

Once again bringing up the question of how a group of people who are supposed to be so brilliant that they secretly run the world are also so dumb that they couldn't prevent the Holocaust.

They can figure out how to turn a bird into a spy, but then they go and put their name on it.

5 Charles Johnson  Tue, May 15, 2012 11:50:18am

I'm trying to figure out - were the large nostrils caused by the surveillance devices, or do the evil Israelis deliberately select birds with large nostrils because their surveillance devices are SO BIG?

Inquiring minds want to know.

6 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Tue, May 15, 2012 11:53:51am

Thanks for the belly laugh. :)

7 CuriousLurker  Tue, May 15, 2012 12:01:15pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

I'm trying to figure out - were the large nostrils caused by the surveillance devices, or do the evil Israelis deliberately select birds with large nostrils because their surveillance devices are SO BIG?

Inquiring minds want to know.

That's what I was trying to figure out. O_o

I wish Ynet had linked to the original article instead of a screenshot. I could use the giggles today.

8 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Tue, May 15, 2012 12:02:33pm

re: #2 EiMitch

Large nostrils prove that an animal has an espionage purposed device implanted? How naive of me to that actually finding such a device would be the clincher.

Bad craziness in Turkey. Whodathunkit?

They are thinking of this kind of caricature of Jewish people, big noses, large nostrils...

Stereotype

The fact that the bird has large nostrils means that it is a Jewish bird...you get it, huh, huh?

/herp-a-derp squared, or perhaps even cubed here.

9 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, May 15, 2012 12:09:03pm

re: #8 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You

They are thinking of this kind of caricature of Jewish people, big noses, large nostrils...

Stereotype

The fact that the bird has large nostrils means that it is a Jewish bird...you get it, huh, huh?

/herp-a-derp squared, or perhaps even cubed here.

Wait...does this bird have a scary shadow?

10 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Tue, May 15, 2012 12:12:46pm

re: #9 Mostly sane, most of the time.

Wait...does this bird have a scary shadow?

It probably did when it was alive, however it is dead, and the dead cast no shadows...

/or maybe that only applies to ghosts and vampires, I forget...

11 Sheila Broflovski  Tue, May 15, 2012 12:16:10pm

Scary Bird Shadow!

things that make you go, hmm.

12 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, May 15, 2012 12:22:25pm

re: #11 Learned Mother of Zion

Scary Bird Shadow!

things that make you go, hmm.

You mean the Scary Jewish Bird Influence is felt in Brazil?

Gasp!

13 nines09  Tue, May 15, 2012 2:58:08pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

I'm trying to figure out - were the large nostrils caused by the surveillance devices, or do the evil Israelis deliberately select birds with large nostrils because their surveillance devices are SO BIG?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Where else would you put the biologically engineered nano cameras and microphones? The neat trick is they are assimilated into the birds system upon death. Next up; Stealth Spiders with hidden WIFI.

14 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Tue, May 15, 2012 3:42:34pm

Even Pink Floyd knew about the scary Jewish bird shadow, after all they put it into one of their movies... (1:45)

///

15 hellosnackbar  Tue, May 15, 2012 4:00:29pm

I wonder if they'll suddenly find a tiny video camera in this bird's nostril?
One must have a damaged mind to make such absurd possibilities.
I wonder if the person who made this statement will be demoted?

16 Skandal  Tue, May 15, 2012 5:51:34pm
One must have a damaged mind to make such absurd possibilities.

How about the overwhelming evidence of the Zionist zoological plots involving: Zionist sharks, Zionist rats, Zionist pigeons, Zionist squirrels and the blatant case of Zionist vultures.

//

17 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, May 15, 2012 5:54:12pm

This does seem to be a thing, now. The Zionist animal plots.

It would be hilarious, except that Turkey, until recently, didn't seem the sort of country that got caught up in this kind of craziness.

18 Flavia  Wed, May 16, 2012 9:51:16pm

I only wish we were half as powerful as the wackos insist we are... (I WANT MY OWN MEDIA TO RUN, DAMMIT!)


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