Conservative twitter user George Tierney from South Carolina learns that the internet is forever…
Remember the Brietbart meme last week about how conservatives were going to rule teh Twitterverse? Conservatives were going to make sure that libtards and lefties everywhere knew that Obama liked to eat dogs along with arugula lettuce and dijon mustard.
The problem is…the conservative twitter base has people like George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina who like to open their yaps and say things like this…
Tierney is a golf caddy in Greenville, and he seems to have realized that his comments are getting, ahem, negative attention. When blogger TBOGG at FDL ran the story, Tierney made an interesting demand:
Oh yes. Recently (May 8th to be exact) I did a post on potty-mouthed golf caddy George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina who, for some reason, took offense when Sandra Fluke went on Twitter and voiced her support for a bill that would protect the rights of working women when they get pregnant.
Misunderstanding how the Twitter works, George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina seemed to think he was using his ‘inside voice’ when speaking (twatting) to Ms. Fluke on Twitter only to find out, in a very round-about way, that she elected to retweet to her 36,000 followers what George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina had to say to her and she only did this because she is obviously racist against douchebags who like to shout stuff at ladies on the internet because, as we like to say: virtual manhood is better than no manhood at all.
Anyway, that is where I came in when I screen-capped the whole exchange and made a post out of it, which brings us to last week when George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina decided to google himself on the internet and OH HOLY SHIT! he is now kind of semi-famous for Doing Internet Swears At Ladies and now that all that money he spent on eHarmony is just fucking wasted because ladies will not want to go on a date with him ever ever again besides the fact that all he ever wants to talk about is golf which is like the third gayest sport ever. Besides, also: boring.
So eight days after I shared The Magic of George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina he wrote an email to my patron d’art, as follows:
Whoever runs this site needs to take my damn comments off of it. I did not give you permission, nor did you ask me for it. It shows up on google and I will see a lawyer if this doesnt disappear. Ask me before posting bullshit about me. You fuckers had no right.
George Tierney Jr
Dear Mr. Tierney,
It is site policy to establish that you are actually George Tierney, and not someone claiming to be him, in order to engage you on this matter further. Please have your lawyer confirm that you are in fact the George Tierney referred to in the post and I will be happy to discuss the matter with him. My contact information is below.
Annnnnd ….. Mr. Tierney responded:
You dont get to make the rules. I am the george tierney that made the comments to sandra fluke, not to you..take it off google. If it goes to a lawyer, it will be settled in court, with me getting paid.
George Tierney Jr
Yes. This is true. We are NOT The Boss Of George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina and we DO NOT Make The Rules in much the same way that George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina does not make up THE MAGIC LAWS OF THE INTERNET that say that you cannot
•point at and make fun of
•be sad about
…something that someone says in a public forum.
So remember to quiver in fear while the Breitbarts rule teh twitterverse with comments like “shut that god damn dick sucker” and “CRAWL back under your rock. C*nt.”
They are winning the hearts and minds as they speak.
(By the by, just google “George Tierney twitter” and see what comes up. It’s a treat.)