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1 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:03:08pm
"But I couldn’t get it passed through Congress"
2 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:14:08pm

re: #1 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]

Where is Bi-Partisanship when you need it?

3 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:26:16pm

Interesting idea.

Too bad it's unethical, immoral, illegal, and a bad precedent to boot.

4 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:26:55pm

What a ringing endorsement for Christian charity and compassion.

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5 sffilk  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:28:11pm

G-D, save me from your followers!

6 Aye Pod  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:29:59pm

I wonder how many wetsuits this guy has.

7 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:32:49pm

Nice guy.

8 renata39.5  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:32:56pm

Last time I checked, homosexuality was neither a disease nor an inherited condition. Thus, his plan is doomed to failure from the outset since heterosexuals will still be reproducing in this scenario.

9 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:38:26pm
In a few years they’ll die out. You know why? They can’t reproduce.

They will never die out because heterosexuals will continue to produce gay offspring.

10 wrenchwench  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:38:46pm

What is it with wingnuts and electric fences? Some pissing incident from their youth?

11 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:40:22pm

re: #9 Learned Mother of Zion

They will never die out because heterosexuals will continue to produce gay offspring.

Curse you and your logic! In that case, we'll just need to kill everyone!
/

12 Kragar  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:46:27pm

re: #11 Simply Sarah

Curse you and your logic! In that case, we'll just need to kill everyone!
/

Judge Death: "The crime is life – the sentence is death!"

13 nines09  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:46:58pm

You can tell he put some thought into it. Maybe they could even have guard towers with American flags flying and machine guns, playing gospel music 24/7. Then of course we would have to have purity tests for those remaining outside the fence. You never know. What God indeed. "We are all Gods Children.......Except for those I point out. Those we want dragged away." One major reason I don't belong to a major or minor church.

14 Kragar  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:49:45pm

re: #13 Road Runner

You can tell he put some thought into it. Maybe they could even have guard towers with American flags flying and machine guns, playing gospel music 24/7. Then of course we would have to have purity tests for those remaining outside the fence. You never know. What God indeed. "We are all Gods Children...Except for those I point out. Those we want dragged away." One major reason I don't belong to a major or minor church.

Churches are pyramid schemes.

15 dragonfire1981  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:21:58pm

This is why people run away from churches and why they think all Christians are hateful bigots.

We're not all dicks, but I can certainly understand the perception, especially with fools like this running around spouting their mouths off.

16 Bulworth  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:36:46pm
Feed ‘em, and– And you know what? In a few years they’ll die out. You know why? They can’t reproduce.

Ah, just what we needed: a pro-life, less government solution. //

17 celticdragon  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:41:31pm

This guy is a Nazi.

No Godwin intended. He is a bonafide Nazi who wants concentration camps and the extermination of GLBT people.

18 Romantic Heretic  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:49:32pm

I can imagine the look on this guy's face when he shuffles off this mortal coil and he encounters St. Peter and hears his sentence.

"But I served the Lord!"

"No. You served the other side. Wrath and Pride are Deadly Sins. You were full of both. So you go to Hell."

19 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:50:00pm

Guy has no concept of synergy. Make the double fence 1500 miles long, and put it along the Texas border. Do I have to do all the thinking for these yahoos?

20 abolitionist  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:57:39pm

News flash! Every same-sex-oriented person had a biological father and mother. Exceptions are very hard to find.

21 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 21, 2012 2:20:19pm

Derp. Didn't Lyndon Larouche advocate something similar for AIDS patients over 20 years ago? What I'd like to know, for the heck of it, is what his congregation thinks of this. Did he get a standing ovation? Any boos?

22 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 2:22:40pm

re: #21 Eclectic Infidel

Derp. Didn't Lyndon Larouche advocate something similar for AIDS patients over 20 years ago? What I'd like to know, for the heck of it, is what his congregation thinks of this. Did he get a standing ovation? Any boos?

There's video of it out there, didn't watch it.

23 Kragar  Mon, May 21, 2012 2:22:50pm

re: #21 Eclectic Infidel

Derp. Didn't Lyndon Larouche advocate something similar for AIDS patients over 20 years ago? What I'd like to know, for the heck of it, is what his congregation thinks of this. Did he get a standing ovation? Any boos?

From the original article:

He also that if he's asked who he'll vote for, he'll reply, "I'm not going to vote for a baby killer and a homosexual lover."

The not-so-holy man concludes, "God have mercy. It makes me pukin' sick to think about — I don't even whether or not to say this in the pulpit — can you imagine kissing some man?"

Throughout the sermon, many of his congregants can be heard calling out "Amen."

24 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 21, 2012 2:49:20pm

Well, the video answered my questions. Yuck.

25 Kragar  Mon, May 21, 2012 2:57:39pm

Updated the page to include the video.

26 Amory Blaine  Mon, May 21, 2012 3:25:31pm

Churches are filled with this. Someday I'm just going to have to reconcile I live in a fascist country. Until then Pastor Worley can sit and spin!!!!

27 dragonfire1981  Mon, May 21, 2012 3:50:49pm

You know it just occurred to me that even if this insane idea was implemented, the only way it could possibly work is if the gay and lesbian populations were also completely segregated from each another as well as the rest of society. Otherwise, what's to stop them from temporarily switching sides for purposes of reproduction?

28 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 21, 2012 3:52:04pm

re: #9 Learned Mother of Zion

They will never die out because heterosexuals will continue to produce gay offspring.

Zen vee bild new Joy Camps! /

29 Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate  Mon, May 21, 2012 3:54:48pm

Who wants to take bets this guy will be caught in a Rent boy scandal soon?

30 ProGunLiberal  Mon, May 21, 2012 4:04:47pm

re: #29 HUSKY White Male Lover

I'm thinking worse. It'll be a sheep.

31 SpaceJesus  Mon, May 21, 2012 4:09:41pm

What does it mean to be "again" something?

32 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Mon, May 21, 2012 4:33:04pm

Image: byourlove.jpg

33 freetoken  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:51:00pm
He claims to be a man of God, but I have serious questions about which God.

Hmmm...

2 This is what the Lord Almighty says: ‘I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt. 3 Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy[a] all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’”

4 So Saul summoned the men and mustered them at Telaim—two hundred thousand foot soldiers and ten thousand from Judah. 5 Saul went to the city of Amalek and set an ambush in the ravine. 6 Then he said to the Kenites, “Go away, leave the Amalekites so that I do not destroy you along with them; for you showed kindness to all the Israelites when they came up out of Egypt.” So the Kenites moved away from the Amalekites.

7 Then Saul attacked the Amalekites all the way from Havilah to Shur, near the eastern border of Egypt. 8 He took Agag king of the Amalekites alive, and all his people he totally destroyed with the sword. 9 But Saul and the army spared Agag and the best of the sheep and cattle, the fat calves and lambs—everything that was good. These they were unwilling to destroy completely, but everything that was despised and weak they totally destroyed.

10 Then the word of the Lord came to Samuel: 11 “I regret that I have made Saul king, because he has turned away from me and has not carried out my instructions.” Samuel was angry, and he cried out to the Lord all that night.

12 Early in the morning Samuel got up and went to meet Saul, but he was told, “Saul has gone to Carmel. There he has set up a monument in his own honor and has turned and gone on down to Gilgal.”

13 When Samuel reached him, Saul said, “The Lord bless you! I have carried out the Lord’s instructions.”

14 But Samuel said, “What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears? What is this lowing of cattle that I hear?”

15 Saul answered, “The soldiers brought them from the Amalekites; they spared the best of the sheep and cattle to sacrifice to the Lord your God, but we totally destroyed the rest.”

16 “Enough!” Samuel said to Saul. “Let me tell you what the Lord said to me last night.”

“Tell me,” Saul replied.

17 Samuel said, “Although you were once small in your own eyes, did you not become the head of the tribes of Israel? The Lord anointed you king over Israel. 18 And he sent you on a mission, saying, ‘Go and completely destroy those wicked people, the Amalekites; wage war against them until you have wiped them out.’ 19 Why did you not obey the Lord? Why did you pounce on the plunder and do evil in the eyes of the Lord?”

And so on and so forth.

Don't shoot the messenger.

34 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:54:23pm

man we totally destroyed the rest dude

35 Kruk  Tue, May 22, 2012 2:22:14am

re: #4 Lidane

What a ringing endorsement for Christian charity and compassion.

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I like your Christ. I don't like your Christians. They're so unlike your Christ.
-Mahatma Ghandi

36 hellosnackbar  Tue, May 22, 2012 8:01:06am

Religion seems to breed this type of nauseating nutcase.
What propels their barbaric attitude?


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