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1 krypto  Tue, May 29, 2012 7:08:59pm

What?!!! Mitt Romney's father wasn't born in the United States?

That fact about Obama's father was one of the popular birther false claims for why Obama was ineligible to be President.

2 kreyagg  Tue, May 29, 2012 7:10:37pm

ZOMG I bet there are layers!

3 Joanne  Tue, May 29, 2012 7:12:34pm

It was only a Cerificate of Live Birth. I want to see the LONG FORM birth certificate!!!1! I *KNOW* Romney was born in Mexico to his polygamous parents/grandparents/etc., etc., etc.

Show us your REAL birth cert, Mitt!

4 jaunte  Tue, May 29, 2012 7:15:14pm
5 dragonath  Tue, May 29, 2012 7:15:40pm

I really want to make a robot joke right now

nahhhh

6 kreyagg  Tue, May 29, 2012 7:22:48pm

re: #5 Be Zorch, Daddio

I really want to make a robot joke right now

nahhh

Were you wanting to imply that Mitt's real name is Bender B. Rodriguez?

7 aagcobb  Tue, May 29, 2012 7:28:50pm

Sure he was born in Detroit; its practically in Canada!

8 Sheila Broflovski  Tue, May 29, 2012 7:34:14pm

I have a State of Michigan Certificate of Birth from the same time period and it looks nothing like that!

IT'S A FAKE! PROVE IT'S NOT!1!ty

9 dragonath  Tue, May 29, 2012 7:49:45pm

Date issued: January 18, 2012

I guess he gets a new birth certificate every time his programming is altered.

10 HappyWarrior  Tue, May 29, 2012 8:28:36pm

How do we know it's not a forgery?//

11 Amory Blaine  Tue, May 29, 2012 11:59:36pm

The fact that he released his birth certificate on the day he meets a birther shows what a no class asshole Romney really is.

12 Archangelus  Wed, May 30, 2012 3:47:43am

I'm calling fake on this one - where's the serial number and firmware version?

13 aug3  Wed, May 30, 2012 4:26:17am

it says "VOID" on it!

14 Gus  Wed, May 30, 2012 6:08:44am

Repost:

What a douche.

15 wheat-dogg  Wed, May 30, 2012 7:30:11am

And so how is this any more "authentic" than the one Obama showed everyone?

16 Sionainn  Wed, May 30, 2012 7:32:52am

It says "certificate of live birth." That's not a BIRTH CERTIFICATE! It has to say "BIRTH CERTIFICATE" on it for it to be a valid birth certificate! Where is the name of the hospital?! Where is the race of the parents?!?!11!

17 shutdown  Wed, May 30, 2012 7:52:36am

I have a few questions which need to be answered.
1) The birth was on March 12. The Certificate was filed March 17. Where was he for those 5 days? What is he hiding?
2) His mother's maiden name is Lafount. Sounds foreign! Where was she really born - France? Quebec?
3) The Michigan Department of Community Health was not formed until 1996. Mitt was "born" in 1947. What happened to the original agency? What is being covered up?

The truth is out there.

18 Flavia  Wed, May 30, 2012 10:14:43am

Big deal! I want to see his marriage licenses!
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(Yeah, that was a plural, there)


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